I found this wonderful piece of shit quiz and I couldn't resist. I had to delete a few because they were just too stupid to make fun of ( Read more... )

My first attempt to create chaos in the survey world was a small but satisfying result. But now I aim to expand that chaos to engulf and destroy the entire world. Please comment and help fund the clubbing of baby seals ( Read more... )

Complete with new icon, the King has returned. Now let's get down to business ( Read more... )

"I don't like microwaved hot dogs, I can taste the radiation from the microwave." -Robby

...and the show has reached a new low.

I have a some pornographic material for sale. Ranging NORMAL to FUCKED UP. This includes some crazy S&M shit, a clit torture video, and some clown anal porn Andy gave to me.(it is really sick, I don't know why Andy insisted on me taking it from him.) Also I have a pony plug porn. Let me know people; this stuff isn't going to beat off to itself ( Read more... )

I get tired of all the damn surveys on people's journals, "What's your favorite color? How old are you? Do you prefer vanilla or chocolate?". Who gives a fuck if you prefer vanilla or chocolate?! So I am devising a survey to more accurately calculate people's interests. Please post your survey answers in the commentary section ( Read more... )

I hate the internet more and more. Everyday it becomes more commercialized. Take AIM for example, it never used to have advertising on the buddy window. Everything is like that now. Everything is a pop up, "CLICK HERE OR YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING ( Read more... )

Imagine an erect penis being hit on the head with a hammer. The pressure is so great that it buckles in the middle, tearing the flesh outward; the broken and jagged cartilage is now protruding from the side. A pair of pliers grips the protruding bone matter, and twists it until it snaps. The fragmented piece is now used like a nail to attach your ( Read more... )

It is quite disturbing to see the large increase in prescription drugs advertised on television. It is fairly obvious when one of these commercials comes on because you will almost always see a family of four enjoying a day at the park. Laughing and playing catch with the family dog, Spot. Portraying the message that you can get all this and more ( Read more... )

Would you eat a freshly lobbed off horse penis for a million dollars? You have to eat the whole thing completely and not vomit. If you vomit some of the penis, you have to eat the vomit for the money.