Fuck Surveys: Part 2
My first attempt to create chaos in the survey world was a small but satisfying result. But now I aim to expand that chaos to engulf and destroy the entire world. Please comment and help fund the clubbing of baby seals.
1. Before you saw this post on your friends page, did you believe that I was raped and killed? My lifeless body left duct taped and gaged in the trunk of an abandoned car?
2. Does anal sex make you think of the song "brown eyed girl"?
3. Is there a mexican scrubbing your underwear in the sink?
4. Where did you find that mexican, and will they clean my underwear; regardless of the horrible shit stains?
5. Has anyone other than you shit your pants?
6. Is reading this post the only time you have thought about shit, anal, or mexicans today?
7. Why the fuck did you picture me in bondage after question 1?
8. How would you feel if you opened a can of Speghetti-O's only to discover a severed penis?
9. How would you feel if you didn't discover the severed penis until it was already in your mouth?
10. Could you ever get off to insects on the discovery channel?
1. Before you saw this post on your friends page, did you believe that I was raped and killed? My lifeless body left duct taped and gaged in the trunk of an abandoned car?
2. Does anal sex make you think of the song "brown eyed girl"?
3. Is there a mexican scrubbing your underwear in the sink?
4. Where did you find that mexican, and will they clean my underwear; regardless of the horrible shit stains?
5. Has anyone other than you shit your pants?
6. Is reading this post the only time you have thought about shit, anal, or mexicans today?
7. Why the fuck did you picture me in bondage after question 1?
8. How would you feel if you opened a can of Speghetti-O's only to discover a severed penis?
9. How would you feel if you didn't discover the severed penis until it was already in your mouth?
10. Could you ever get off to insects on the discovery channel?