Back in Black...
Complete with new icon, the King has returned. Now let's get down to business...
It's late, and my penis is partially erect. Those two elements are the basis of this entry. Ok, so it's fully erect and logged in a 42 oz. jar of strawberry jam.
I couldn't get the lid open, so I used my penis as a wedge to pop the top off. As the lid came off my poor unfortunate penis passed through the sweet strawberry jam; and through the glass bottom of the jar. Like a chinese finger trap, the harder I tried to pull it out, the deeper it cut. I am sure many of you already know what I speak of from your own experiences. Anyway, to make a long story short, my jam now has a lot red chunks that aren't strawberries.
Now, most people would have a loss of appetite after mangling themselves like I did, but I feel that my penis would have died in vain if I didn't eat the jam. Boy if I had a dime for every time I consumed a chunk of my rotting flesh. Oh come on, I have done much worse in the jam anyway...
It's late, and my penis is partially erect. Those two elements are the basis of this entry. Ok, so it's fully erect and logged in a 42 oz. jar of strawberry jam.
I couldn't get the lid open, so I used my penis as a wedge to pop the top off. As the lid came off my poor unfortunate penis passed through the sweet strawberry jam; and through the glass bottom of the jar. Like a chinese finger trap, the harder I tried to pull it out, the deeper it cut. I am sure many of you already know what I speak of from your own experiences. Anyway, to make a long story short, my jam now has a lot red chunks that aren't strawberries.
Now, most people would have a loss of appetite after mangling themselves like I did, but I feel that my penis would have died in vain if I didn't eat the jam. Boy if I had a dime for every time I consumed a chunk of my rotting flesh. Oh come on, I have done much worse in the jam anyway...