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I found this wonderful piece of shit quiz and I couldn't resist. I had to delete a few because they were just too stupid to make fun of.
LEVEL ONE:
-- Name: If you didn't know their name why the fuck would you read this?
-- Birthdate: Are you old enough to buy porn? That's all that really matters.
-- Birthplace: Like it really fucking matters where someone was born. Are you not going to talk to them because of it? "Naw man, fuck that asshole he was born in Westbrook memorial. We only run with Eastbrook memorial."
-- Current Location: Can I get over there to sleep with you and spend less than $5 on gas?
-- Hair Color: Are you a natural blond? (hehe, yeah you are. now suck it.)
-- Height: Aren't we over height limitations? They aren't a midget or a giant, so you'll fuck them no matter what.
-- Righty or Lefty: Like it matters which hand gives the handjob.
-- Zodiac Sign: It's pretty sad it's the 21st century and people still believe in that shit. Now fortune cookies, that's a different story...
LEVEL TWO
-- Your heritage: Does your dad have a big dick too?
-- The shoes you wore today: Oh my god, he wore shoes that cost less that $100 today?! What a loser!
-- Your weakness: By all means let me tell you something to exploit.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Stop maturbating to the pilsbury dough boy.
-- The most overused phrase: I expected it to be bigger.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: I am alive? That's different.
LEVEL FOUR
-- McDonalds or Burger King: Uh, I pick the one that kills you slowly. It's a win/win!
-- Single or group dates: Group dates? Is that like group sex? I'll go for that.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What a fucking waste of a question. "He likes lipton? Oh then it's not going to work."
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Don't tell me you had a black man before me.
LEVEL FIVE
-- Swear: No fucking way. I gave that shit up.
-- Take a shower everday: Fuck that. I shower when I am wrangled and hosed down.
-- Have a crush: Orange Crush? No, I have no interest in the 1982 Denver Broncos.
LEVEL TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: One time I took a goat tranquilizer and shoved it down my peehole. Is that illegal?
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: about 30. But they call me the "Masked Rapist".
LEVEL ONE:
-- Name: If you didn't know their name why the fuck would you read this?
-- Birthdate: Are you old enough to buy porn? That's all that really matters.
-- Birthplace: Like it really fucking matters where someone was born. Are you not going to talk to them because of it? "Naw man, fuck that asshole he was born in Westbrook memorial. We only run with Eastbrook memorial."
-- Current Location: Can I get over there to sleep with you and spend less than $5 on gas?
-- Hair Color: Are you a natural blond? (hehe, yeah you are. now suck it.)
-- Height: Aren't we over height limitations? They aren't a midget or a giant, so you'll fuck them no matter what.
-- Righty or Lefty: Like it matters which hand gives the handjob.
-- Zodiac Sign: It's pretty sad it's the 21st century and people still believe in that shit. Now fortune cookies, that's a different story...
LEVEL TWO
-- Your heritage: Does your dad have a big dick too?
-- The shoes you wore today: Oh my god, he wore shoes that cost less that $100 today?! What a loser!
-- Your weakness: By all means let me tell you something to exploit.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Stop maturbating to the pilsbury dough boy.
-- The most overused phrase: I expected it to be bigger.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: I am alive? That's different.
LEVEL FOUR
-- McDonalds or Burger King: Uh, I pick the one that kills you slowly. It's a win/win!
-- Single or group dates: Group dates? Is that like group sex? I'll go for that.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What a fucking waste of a question. "He likes lipton? Oh then it's not going to work."
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Don't tell me you had a black man before me.
LEVEL FIVE
-- Swear: No fucking way. I gave that shit up.
-- Take a shower everday: Fuck that. I shower when I am wrangled and hosed down.
-- Have a crush: Orange Crush? No, I have no interest in the 1982 Denver Broncos.
LEVEL TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: One time I took a goat tranquilizer and shoved it down my peehole. Is that illegal?
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: about 30. But they call me the "Masked Rapist".