I think I have a confession to make. I just don't know how to...say it. 

I was content camping out in my Herbology shop greenhouse...until last night.

I set my tent on fire. More like I made a small explosion. I blew the windows out. I got attacked by large plants. Lancelot ran away amidst the chaos.

Erm. I need a place to stay tonight.

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Bloody hell. I....Oliver...drinks...Merlin's balls, I'm never drinking that much again. Though, he did look fantastic lying there nak Erm. Perhaps nothing happened? I mean, I'm not...um...sore...

I wonder if Oliver is...ohh, sod it all to hell. It's done, now.

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Oliver...I think I left my...male on male virginity  erm...I left some ( Read more... )

I'm desperately bored. I've decided to move out of the flat and into my Herbology shop. I'll camp out there. There will be plenty of excitement, seeing as some plants come to life at night and meander around. If anyone would like to join me in the adventure, feel free. I have an extra tent. And I'll be taking Lancelot the cat, he eats anything that ( Read more... )

So...I've got pictures from my trip to Ireland. My scientist friend from Germany took them of me. He's into photography; mind you he normally photographs plants, animals, and scenery. But alas, he decided to photograph me. So, I'm going to post them here for any of you who are interested. I don't think they're all that great, but oh well. I ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back. Ireland was quite interesting and beautiful, I have to admit. I had a rather enjoyable time searching for this rare plant that spits yellow goop at you...I won't bother to go into details, just know it was...interesting. Another scientist from Germany came. We became friends and spent a lot of time together. I enjoyed his company, ( Read more... )

I've been told about some...plants...in Ireland. I'm going there for a week. I leave on the fourth. I haven't told Ginny yet.

I need a break. I need to get away and...work. Ginny and I...well, things have been awkward. I think it started when I proposed to her. I don't know anymore. I...erm...yeah.

Anyone want to meet up before I go? Drinks, perhaps ( Read more... )

Here goes...

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We need to talk, love.
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Never propose to somebody at their work. Bad idea for sure. I was already super nervous. I came in looking like a wreck with pale and clammy skin, sweat all over my clothes, wild eyes, hair looking like shite, and an odd stutter. Some of Ginny's coworkers were looking at me as if I had a fatal disease. One person even asked if I needed to go to St ( Read more... )

I'm going to visit Ginny at work in a little over an hour.

I'll give her the surprise there.

Any last minute suggestions?