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[nevillebottom]

Well, I'm back. Ireland was quite interesting and beautiful, I have to admit. I had a rather enjoyable time searching for this rare plant that spits yellow goop at you...I won't bother to go into details, just know it was...interesting. Another scientist from Germany came. We became friends and spent a lot of time together. I enjoyed his company,

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[spin_me_baby]

You know, on the one hand I feel as though I should caution you that very few people are truly worth becoming a fire hazard for (as I'm responsible that way), though on the other, as a flirting technique it's rather impressive, so I feel as though it's my duty to commend you on being the mastermind pyromaniac that you so clearly are.

Oh, and on the subject of drinks, simply point me to a location, mon ami! Unless, of course, I'm not man enough for you, and you wish to take part in a ceremony of male bonding, in which case I shall be understanding, as you're obviously going through a confusing time at the moment concerning members of all sexes. Though, in my defense, if you can overlook my lack of a certain sexual organ, I can be manly with the best of them.

[nevillebottom]

Pyromaniac by accident, surely. Though I must admit, I perform great feats in the fire-producing area.

And if it's drinks you want, it's drinks you should get! I'm up for going out with anybody, at the moment. I really don't mind who comes with me, as long as I get a few drinks in my system, then I'm just fine. You name the time and place, and surely I'll be there. I haven't had drinks with a woman in quite some time.

[spin_me_baby]

I'm sure you're quite "explosive" in bed then. Hah! Get it, get it?

Oh, well, then I'll have to make sure I make it an experience for you, now won't I? Never have you lived until you've gone out drinking with Alicia Spinnet, I say! As for the location, well, The Leaky is always an old favorite, though there is a little secluded pub near where I am called The Ashwinder, that has a rather impressive array of Firewhiskey. They also serve tea and coffee if alcohol is not your preference.

[nevillebottom]

Well, the Ashwinder sounds fine to me, though I'm not quite sure where that is. I've become a regular at the Leaky, so a new place might be exactly what I need. As long as they have drinks and good company, then I'm all for it.

Say, around six, then?

[getwood]

I'd offer some drinks, but I'm afraid of what I'd do I may become an alcoholic.

[nevillebottom]

I agree, alcoholism seems to be in my future. It's the only thing that...dulls...things.

Unless, of course, you have any better solutions...

[getwood]

My sentiments exactly.

And uh, I can think of a few...chocolate? That's what Meg- er, women have when they're in stress or something, right?

[nevillebottom]

Chocolate...right. Chocolate is best used for bedroom activities, I always say.

We can always get together for a game of Quidditch, though I have to admit, I am rather terrible at that. But I wouldn't mind giving it a shot So long as there's no shirts involved...

Then, there's always that muggle game, called "Poke-her" or whatever. We can get a group of guys together and gather around a table and play cards.

Um...ideas, ideas...I'm terrible at this.