Yesterday was . . . a day. Like any other day. Only worse ( Read more... )

I do not recall buying waterfront property in hell. And yet, when I took down my panties this morning, there was a lake of fucking bloodI do not recall looking into my underwear drawer and saying "Candyman" three times, but this morning my bathroom wound up looking like the scene of a recent disembowelment ( Read more... )

Last night on the way home from bat_cheva and farrandy's place, we wound up driving through a fucking hailstorm. This would have been harrowing all on its own, what with the total blackness punctuated by windshield impacts making it feel very much like a fucking meteor storm, but the highways here are exceedingly poorly-marked, our windshield wipers chose more or ( Read more... )

Well, today pissed me right the hell off.

I've had cramps since Saturday, fucking Saturday, cramps that were so bad I lay whimpering in bed for a couple of hours last night until the four ibuprofen I downed even began to make it back off. It felt like a really nasty charley horse running from hipbone to hipbone, only the pain was unrelenting. It ( Read more... )

Today saw bat_cheva married to her wonderful man, and much rejoicing and yummy food was shared by all. There will be pictures. Yea, verily, upon the morrow, or tne next day, time permitting and the creek don't rise ( Read more... )

Auctions are done! YAY!

More coming tomorrow. I will put everything in boxes tonight and mail it off either tomorrow or Monday. If you bought something, thank you. The final total for all the goods was $300+, which is a great start ( Read more... )

I was going to write something fluffy and uplifting about how my new post-vasectomy sex life without condoms or babies completely rocks, but I got derailed by the unanticipated arrival of an unwelcome guest ( Read more... )

Somehow in the big crazy mess of things, both Sargon and I forgot some pretty critical information, and on Wednesday at approximately 5:47, we both turned to each other and said some variation of "You realize that Sunday is our anniversary?"

So we're going out to dinner tonight, since Sunday is too far off, and we both need the break. Neither of ( Read more... )

Hey, you lot.

Things are still borderline here -- had to bug out of a meeting on Friday night. Just too many people. I can deal with that if I'm not being the Bearer of All Piss-off, but alas, on Friday it was not meant to be. Ironically, it would have been easier if I hadn't been interacting with people I like. Around people I hate I can feel ( Read more... )

Yeeeeeah ( Read more... )