Highly articulate customer reviews the DivaCup. No holds barred.

Any and all of you who appreciated my Bloody Hell rant of lo these many years past must go and read this review immediately.Apparently this fantastic woman tried the DivaCup, and left it a review on Amazon, and . . . well . . . I know this review wasn't written by me or by my sister ( Read more... )

It will not surprise anyone who has ever owned or known a longhaired cat to learn that Tazendra gets dingleberries stuck in her butt fur. Tonight she brought home the motherlode. I will be damned if a single nugget of it reached the litter. So, in the middle of trying to watch a movie and prepare the next fever_dreams update, I suddenly have a lapful of ( Read more... )

I hereby dub this worthless gob of flesh the "fuck youterus" into perpetuity. It keeps trying to fuck me over, and all I ever do is give it the bird.

Ow.

Owww.

AND I STILL WANT PIE. I have shitty minions. They're furry and cute, but all they ever do is sit around and lick their butts.

I saw a link today to this website, where artist Vanessa Tiegs has made these incredible paintings with her blood - yes, menstrual blood - and was amazed by just how beautiful they are. I think the idea of painting with blood of any kind is fascinating, but most paintings of this type don't interest me, largely because they play into the problems ( Read more... )

That was an interesting visit.

The doctor, henceforth called "Boots," spent about half an hour discussing options and likely treatments with me. In the end, I elected the way of pain to begin with the least invasive option and work up from there. So: the Mirena IUD. And it frankly shocked the hell out of me when he indicated he could try to put ( Read more... )

So my uterus has decided to try to throw me off the warpath by abruptly ceasing all hostilities. It stopped bleeding on Monday, like someone had switched off a faucet.* And you know, while I am glad to no longer be gushing blood from unauthorized regions, I am not backing down. You don't get to fuck with me like that and not pay for it. And I ( Read more... )

I have to say that so far, of the progesterone side effects, I much prefer the dizziness and disorientation to the fits of uncontrollable rage ( Read more... )

Hey, I figure you all have better experience with anemia caused by *ahem* pernicious blood loss than the online medical BS sites, so I thought I would ask you ( Read more... )

Sooo, the Uterus That Would Not Die? It's trying to kill me again. Or drive me to suicide. A subtle distinction often lost on bystanders, who are chiefly concerned with dodging fountains of gore.

This time it has resorted to a tactic I thought it had abandoned way back in 1998 or '99. You know, last century. It is trying to make me bleed to ( Read more... )

This. Hurts.

It's not that the pain is that bad. It's like a stubbed toe in my groin - achy, sometimes sharp. It's that it does not go away no matter what I do to it ( Read more... )