Bring Me Pretty Boys.
This. Hurts.
It's not that the pain is that bad. It's like a stubbed toe in my groin - achy, sometimes sharp. It's that it does not go away no matter what I do to it.
Even after a heating pad, four ibuprofen, two cats, and one application of Dracula 2000, I still feel like kicking in puppy skulls and biting through whole babies.
The menstrual fairy made her debut today unexpectedly, prompting a torrent of wolverine-like noises and piratical swearing that sent the cats into hiding. It also interrupted some well-laid plans. I am now somewhat less than well-laid.
I am tired and cranky and behind on everything and, just to make things interesting, randier than a fucking polecat. I can't concentrate on anything but Tom Welling's ass.
I beg you lot to throw pictures of pretty boys at me until I feel better. Bonus points for introducing me to hotness of which I was formerly unaware.
It's not that the pain is that bad. It's like a stubbed toe in my groin - achy, sometimes sharp. It's that it does not go away no matter what I do to it.
Even after a heating pad, four ibuprofen, two cats, and one application of Dracula 2000, I still feel like kicking in puppy skulls and biting through whole babies.
The menstrual fairy made her debut today unexpectedly, prompting a torrent of wolverine-like noises and piratical swearing that sent the cats into hiding. It also interrupted some well-laid plans. I am now somewhat less than well-laid.
I am tired and cranky and behind on everything and, just to make things interesting, randier than a fucking polecat. I can't concentrate on anything but Tom Welling's ass.
I beg you lot to throw pictures of pretty boys at me until I feel better. Bonus points for introducing me to hotness of which I was formerly unaware.