Honestly, this is one of the worst posters I have seen.

For one, his nipples are in fact eyeballs.

Second, his legs have been replaced by hip-sockets which are not hip-sockets but nostrils.

I would like to know whose horrible idea this was.

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I think this is the funniest/cutest news I've heard in a while. :) Silly girl.

German toddler cycles into HollandMonday 21 July 2008 ( Read more... )

I work in a lab with leafcutter ants which don't sting. They just bite.

Today, while sitting through a presentation across from the ant lab, I felt a slight pain in bellybutton. IN my bellybutton. I figured it was nothing, until it wouldn't go away. I didn't want to lift up my shirt and stare at my bellybutton in the conference room, so I left and ( Read more... )

In about two hours I'll be going to anatomy lab, where two cadavers will be just lying there the entire time. I'm not too sure about this.. the dead cats were kind of funny, like anatomically correct rubber chickens, but humans are another matter altogether. I refused to look at the body at the last funeral I went to, and I've almost always been ( Read more... )

I fell forwards out of bed this morning while trying to press the sleep button. That must've looked really stupid. All I remember is sitting on the floor holding a sore knee and wrist while fuming at my still-beeping alarm clock.

Today:

Human development, human anatomy, lunch, homework, then welcome meeting in the Ag building! :9

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Volunteered for five hours today -- changed two diapers, fed two or three babies, went downstairs to pharmacy once, stuck pacifiers in numerous babies' mouths, went downstairs to lab four times, changed linens in a crib, restocked bandaids and gauze squares, rearranged "quikheel" lancets, took two babies back to moms, took two babies to nursery ( Read more... )

Three-hundred and fifty slugs. At night. Using (disposable) chopsticks, a bag in a bucket, and a flashlight. Go meee ( Read more... )

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I am currently watery-eyed, sneezy, and congested. Oh joy.

AAAaaand I'm craving tuna and cough drops.
Really lemon-y, menthol-y cough drops.
I tried one earlier and couldn't taste a thing. >:[