I had an eleven hour workday yesterday that included seven hours of driving through Orange County and Los Angeles and four hours of being an energetic-yet-approachable corporate cheerleader. Suffice it to say I slept like the dead last night. As a result, I think I've shaken the cold that has been threatening to drop heffalump-like on me and my ( Read more... )

My mom has started a blog! Hurrah for mom ( Read more... )

To honor National Sea Monkey Day, and the beginning of National Police Week, I have combined the two in a sentimental song about the constabulary and our favorite underwater pets.

In this aria, Crustaceo (a dashing sea monkey of humble hatching who ends up being the long-lost son of the magistrate and lives happily ever after with the chief of ( Read more... )

In cosmic retribution to the grave and sober world for giving me an interminable and wretched Thursday, I am sending out some silliness to the world at large. As promised long ago, I present my current opus, an ode to intoxicants, a ballad to booze, a canticle to cold ones-

Without further ado, I present The Hoppopotamus Song (sung to the tune of ( Read more... )