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Broke Ass
I think I broke my ass last night rollerskating. Seriously. Has anyone ever had a cracked/bruised tail bone before? Besides taking heavy doses of OTC painkillers (which I am very hesitant to do) does anyone have any advice to ease the ache in my backside? -
Odds of Dying
Because my friend Jason is bored today.
Odds of dying in a horror movie.
Odds of dying in real life.
The suicide rate is frightening.
My personal bets are on heart disease and being absorbed by a giant blob or unnamed goo. -
Worth Posting ('Cuz it's True)
To all my Democrat friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular ( Read more... ) -
NOT Fair
It is NOT okay to play Christmas Shoe's and Dan Fogelburg's Same Old Lang Syne back to back today. *SNIFF*
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Job Opening
Anyone want to design stuffed animals for a living? We have an opening here....
Job Title: Designer
Job Purpose: Under the direction of the Director of Design, and in partnership with peers, research ideas, concepts, colors and trends that achieve overall product strategy and customer objectives ( Read more... ) -
Cocoa Crinkle Sandwiches
1 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter - no substitutes
1 1/2 cup sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla
1 can frosting - I used Betty Crockers Whipped Fluffy White Frosting
Crushed Candy Canes
Combine flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt in a medium bowl.
Melt butter and add sugar, whisking ( Read more... ) -
The LJ Year in Review
January:
Hey Twin City-ites! Do any of you know a great charity that might want a rather large donation of plush toys? We have lots on hand and we're desperately trying to clean out the warehouse.
February:
We've started this thing at work where, about once a month, we have a list lunch. Someone comes up with an idea of a discussion topic, we all ( Read more... ) -
Halloween Pics
I am far too lazy to post the pictures on LJ tonight. Feel free to view them here if you'd like.
