Monday night i was riding out to see my friend play some records at Johnny Brenda's. i'm halfway there, riding down Girard, hear something hissing, look down, and see that there is now a half-inch screw sticking out of my rear wheel. so i lock it up and walk the last nine blocks to the bar ( Read more... )

i am going to take up carrying a flare gun with me everywhere, for the sake of emphasising my points.
"no, you're not getting it... i didn't say she was crazy i said she was FUCKING GOOFY!" (FWOOSH)
a sure-fire impossible-to-miss exclamation point for those conversations that lack subtitles (and subtlety).

it would be this:


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having the sky open up and dump an ocean on you and getting soaked straight through your clothes while frantically searching for a parked car can be totally worth it if you have the right company. having a pen and envelopes to draw on while you wait in said car (after it's finally located after walking in circles) for half an hour can make the ( Read more... )

this is the second night in a row and the third this week that i have intended to go out and do things with friends but ended up lying down to read while i waited and fell asleep (fully clothed) instead. in tonight's case, i had the phone right next to my head and apparently slept right through it ringing. twice. i did have a pretty vivid dream ( Read more... )

nothing like 24 straight hours of rain to crush a man's spirit. i went to lunch with janet and allison, and from that one hour of good times, it was all downhill. i came home and did... nothing. ok, well i put some shirts up on eBay, and that's about it ( Read more... )

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i hope Lindsay Lohan is the next celebrity that Kim Gordon (and by extension, the rest of Sonic Youth) gets obsessed with.
first Karen Carpenter, then Mariah Carey... Lindsay Lohan should totally be next. the pattern fits: a tragic/fucked up young celebrity who fell apart very publically, very visibly.

friday i spent my evening hanging out with Lisa, looking at art (including some paintings and drawings of me, some more flattering than others, at the Academy ISE), enjoying vegan chinese food and showing off our bellies in a photobooth. we had some great conversation, keeping eachother up until we could barely keep our eyes open (which is to say ( Read more... )