@mitathehermette: I always feel so slutty when I wear chapstick ( Read more... )

While at work tonight, I sneezed something fierce. As usual, my nipples instantly got all hard. This has made me think about why this happens ( Read more... )

I've started a blog over at http://mitathehermette.blogspot.com/. This is mostly because EVERYONE that is super spiffy that I follow on twitter has a blog on there. I need to get back into spilling my guts to the empty space of the internet.

Fun stuff... we have 3 guests staying here that are actually dudes with boob jobs. Two of them are quite convincing actually ( Read more... )

Today was Czarina's/Weiners' WEDDING! I feel so adult having a friend that is MARRIED. FAREEEAKY ( Read more... )

Hello lil chitlins!

My uncle always sends me some of the spiffiest e-mails with the coolest pictures. I just had to share these because I'm amazed!!!! hopefully I figure out the lj cut thang okay

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TO START OFF, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE... it's just random things I observed that made me want to scream "AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE SAY AND ASSUME WHAT THEY DO ( Read more... )

I'm at work listening to the "AURA" channel on the musaq and I LOVES it... it occasionally throws in some Enya, wooden flute stuff... angelic singing vaginas... ya know... all that stuff :-p Basically, some of the songs make me feel as I if I should be having sexual intercourse with a monk or someone equally as holy and peaceful haha ( Read more... )

Okay... I RARELY say what the fuck, but SERIOUSLY... It's so necessary ( Read more... )