Twitter Success Story... Kind of
@mitathehermette: I always feel so slutty when I wear chapstick
@katConfidential: Which flavor?
@mitathehermette: classic cherry kind. Makes me feel like I have fresh hymen juice on my lips
@katConfidential: Oh cherry? Definitely whorish.
@mitathehermette: I just giggled and hacked up my lung like an experienced hooker with ball juice lubricating her throat would laugh. Thanks!
@katConfidential: hahahahahhaha christ.... That was the most gag-invoking, detailed depiction of fluids I've ever had the misfortune to read.
SUCCESS!!!!
In other whorish news, my voice is all phlegmy and jacked up because I've been sick for the past few days. At work tonight, I received a call from a usual older perv who didn't recognize me and didn't go into his sleazy routine because he thought I was someone else. HA HA HA! Mr. Pervert didn't get to get his rocks off since my 9 year old voice was missing.
Other work news involves ME getting my rocks off every time I bust someone trying to sneak into the hotel for warmth or food when they don't belong here. I don't know why, but I like giving them a warm friendly smile and then asking for their room key...AND THEN saying in a friendly voice "Sorry, I can't let you go up if you don't have a room key or know the name of the person in the room that you know." The shattered look on their face is GREAT! I feel like a hunter that is able to shoot his target bam splat between the eyes, brains flying everywhere! It's that satisfying ^_^
I haven't been up to much other than working and taking pictures...lots of picture of birds on wires and tree branches against the early morning sky. Maybe I'll post some some time soon. I joined a calendar picture website thingy... not dailybooth... it's a website where you can post pictures of anything and it encourages you to be artsy. The name escapes me at the moment!
@katConfidential: Which flavor?
@mitathehermette: classic cherry kind. Makes me feel like I have fresh hymen juice on my lips
@katConfidential: Oh cherry? Definitely whorish.
@mitathehermette: I just giggled and hacked up my lung like an experienced hooker with ball juice lubricating her throat would laugh. Thanks!
@katConfidential: hahahahahhaha christ.... That was the most gag-invoking, detailed depiction of fluids I've ever had the misfortune to read.
SUCCESS!!!!
In other whorish news, my voice is all phlegmy and jacked up because I've been sick for the past few days. At work tonight, I received a call from a usual older perv who didn't recognize me and didn't go into his sleazy routine because he thought I was someone else. HA HA HA! Mr. Pervert didn't get to get his rocks off since my 9 year old voice was missing.
Other work news involves ME getting my rocks off every time I bust someone trying to sneak into the hotel for warmth or food when they don't belong here. I don't know why, but I like giving them a warm friendly smile and then asking for their room key...AND THEN saying in a friendly voice "Sorry, I can't let you go up if you don't have a room key or know the name of the person in the room that you know." The shattered look on their face is GREAT! I feel like a hunter that is able to shoot his target bam splat between the eyes, brains flying everywhere! It's that satisfying ^_^
I haven't been up to much other than working and taking pictures...lots of picture of birds on wires and tree branches against the early morning sky. Maybe I'll post some some time soon. I joined a calendar picture website thingy... not dailybooth... it's a website where you can post pictures of anything and it encourages you to be artsy. The name escapes me at the moment!