Sneezing Nipples
While at work tonight, I sneezed something fierce. As usual, my nipples instantly got all hard. This has made me think about why this happens.
Reason 1: My nipples have little mouths and noses that sneeze when I do. This means that they have air escaping from them just like my nose/mouth does when I sneeze. I bet if I were lactating they'd spew forth a mist of breast milk! The reason they become erect is because the nipples' cheeks sorta blow out from the violent sneeze and air gets trapped in the cheeks for a few moments.
Reason 2: My nipples are actually little human balloons that get blown open when I sneeze(maybe if I tried hard enough I could twist them into animal shapes). I guess this reason would involve there being some sort of air valve similar to a mouth, so let's just say that this scenario involves my nipples having little clown mouths on them.
Reason 3: My nipples are little scared pansies (as in pussies/gutless scared little shits). Whenever they hear me sneeze and feel my body move violently, they get scared and try to escape and run away from my boobs. Maybe I need to get nipple armor and shackle them down so they stay put and understand that they can never escape the confines of my boobies.
Reason 4: My sneezing causes my boobs to jiggle against my clothes and so they feel under attack and retaliate.
Who knows? I wonder if everyone's nipples get hard when they sneeze. Maybe that's why some people have sneezing fetishes. Maybe they just KNOW that when someone sneezes, their little nips are violently rubbed against their clothes and are becoming titillated.
I think I'm going to go with number one though. It just makes the most sense.
Reason 1: My nipples have little mouths and noses that sneeze when I do. This means that they have air escaping from them just like my nose/mouth does when I sneeze. I bet if I were lactating they'd spew forth a mist of breast milk! The reason they become erect is because the nipples' cheeks sorta blow out from the violent sneeze and air gets trapped in the cheeks for a few moments.
Reason 2: My nipples are actually little human balloons that get blown open when I sneeze(maybe if I tried hard enough I could twist them into animal shapes). I guess this reason would involve there being some sort of air valve similar to a mouth, so let's just say that this scenario involves my nipples having little clown mouths on them.
Reason 3: My nipples are little scared pansies (as in pussies/gutless scared little shits). Whenever they hear me sneeze and feel my body move violently, they get scared and try to escape and run away from my boobs. Maybe I need to get nipple armor and shackle them down so they stay put and understand that they can never escape the confines of my boobies.
Reason 4: My sneezing causes my boobs to jiggle against my clothes and so they feel under attack and retaliate.
Who knows? I wonder if everyone's nipples get hard when they sneeze. Maybe that's why some people have sneezing fetishes. Maybe they just KNOW that when someone sneezes, their little nips are violently rubbed against their clothes and are becoming titillated.
I think I'm going to go with number one though. It just makes the most sense.