Night of the Walking Stereotypes!! WEEEE

May 25, 2009 03:20

TO START OFF, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE... it's just random things I observed that made me want to scream "AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE SAY AND ASSUME WHAT THEY DO!!"

Tonight's theme has been deemed "Live Up Your Stereotype"

It started off when I stumbled out my door and to the bus stop. I'm going to number the things I saw... it was just nuts!

1) The hipster douche ball with the "ironic" mustache... enough said.

2) The bitchy black bus driver lady that was all PMSy to everyone and almost shut me in the door before I even got a chance to step up all the steps... She is always bitchy but tonight she lived up to the whole bitchy "I'm the Queen of the Earth" stereotype black women get... annoying.

3) Gay male couple on the bus. One w/ a very "gay" voice... ya know, the type people usually use when impersonating a gay male...lisp included. They talked about interior decorating and their dogs...

Then I stepped off the bus only to be slapped in the face with a gajillion stereotypes.

1) Ghetto group of people standing on the street corner... this group just perpetuated the belief that all black people are loud mouthed folks. They had sub-categories in it
a)Bickering teenage couple screaming obscenities at one another while both being on the phone with other people at the same time. They proceeded to push and shove one another, the girl slapping the boy in the face repeatedly. The boy runs away and the girl shouts "stupid ass niggah motha fuckin niggah I'ma beat yo black ass"
b) Girl with a bootilicious booty proceeds to do the pop your ass dance... ya know, the one where you sorta squat down and make your butt cheeks bounce while sorta humping the air... she then proceeds to say "I'm gonna make my ass clap cuz I ain't got fuck to do" and proceeds to make her ass cheeks clap... working it like a stripper on a pole
c) My ears then get flooded with insane amounts of ebonics... crazy shit...
d) Boys with their jeans hanging down to their knees... NO EXAGGERATING! They were trying to rap... sadness >_<

2) OF COURSE all that had to happen while the whitest white people out and about were walking by at that very moment. In a very nerdy white guy voice, I heard a man say "Oh my goodness Bob, there's lots of 'color' out tonight." Then all the white folks proceed to bunch up into a tight lil ball as if to barricade themselves from any harm that could be gained from passing a group of loud mouthed black kids.

3) Group of folk life hippy annoying kids come running across the street...overly giddy...smelly...LOUD... ya know... basically your typical white festival goer here in Seattle

4) Hispanic looking man then proceeds to cat call some "chick" (I think it was a trans person... looked more like a dude) while the poor chick just sorta freaks out and tries to ignore his advances. He basically reinforced the stereotype that all hispanic men are hornballs that hit on ANY woman... *sigh*

5)THEN I see douchey lil cops on bicycles trying to chase down a kid on a long board cruising down the street... hopping from side walk to street... zooming like crazy...It was fun seeing those lil cops sausaged into their bicycle outfits trying to chase down the lil "punk" haha.

THEN... At work I thought I'd be free of all the annoyances but NOOO...

1) Black girl working is all on her cell phone (this is strictly prohibited)... letting the phone ring and ring...reservations pile up that she was supposed to put in the system... be rude and act bothered to potential guests coming in... seriously...

Maybe you guys won't understand all the stereotypes that were reinforced tonight because I haven't communicated the situations properly... I'm TIRED OKAY!!! I drank a cup o' tea and a cup of hot chocolate AND a bottle of coke... AND I AM STILL TIRED... shitballs son... SHIT BALLS.

AND OF COURSE... I'm sure I looked all annoying myself too. I was carrying a lunch box... my hair disheveled...I think I'm the only girl that leaves the house without looking in the mirror once haha. OH YEAH, I was also the annoying douche on the bus texting like a maniac...SEEEEEE... I can be a douche too :)

I have a feeling this post made no sense but that's okay! It felt good to write it :)
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