Comments | misterwwizard: Eridan: Be a Human.

misterwwizard

Eridan: Be a Human.

Jul 12, 2011 20:00

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[action] ohmytenth July 13 2011, 02:32:55 UTC

[son of a BITCH what was that. He yells out into the hallway.] Oi! What the fuck are you screaming about?!

Re: [action] misterwwizard July 13 2011, 03:18:25 UTC

I'm one of you!

I don't even have my fuckin' fins anymore!

Re: [action] ohmytenth July 13 2011, 03:40:19 UTC

...the fuck are you talking about? What fins?!

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 04:07:17 UTC

The fins on my face! They're gone and now I'm all pink and human and disgusting!

This is probably the worst fuckin' thing to happen to me since dieing.

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[Phone] doublerinbow July 13 2011, 02:43:38 UTC

[man usually Rin's the first to welcome nonhumans turned human to tell them how they'll go back to being nonhumans, but this guy sounds like a prick...]

You don't scare anyone! ♪

misterwwizard July 14 2011, 01:46:29 UTC

You're a filthy glubbin' liar! Nothin's fuckin' scarier than an angry sea troll!

doublerinbow July 14 2011, 02:36:13 UTC

Oh really? What makes a sea troll scarier than normal trolls? ♪

misterwwizard July 14 2011, 23:09:06 UTC

Well for one we're fuckin' royal bloods so you better start respectin' my royal authority!

Two, I've got a fuckin' penchant for wantin' to destroy all landdwellers so you better be keepin' in fuckin' line if you know what's good for ya! Better not be makin' a mess up there otherwise you'll be facin' the fury of the fuckin' sea.

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[phone] nosoul_nomind July 13 2011, 02:48:33 UTC

["Brought back to life"? Interesting.

But let's have some Barton-brand wisdom first:]

Better an "ugly pink human" than dead, if you ask me.

Re: [phone] misterwwizard July 13 2011, 03:01:20 UTC

Do you know how beneath me it is to be a land dweller instead of a majestic sea troll? I'd rather be dead, honestly!

nosoul_nomind July 13 2011, 03:14:18 UTC

[Hey, Eridan. This is one land dweller who is snickering at you quietly. Because "majestic sea troll" conjures up some pretty hilarious images to her.]

Well that's too bad. Cuz Mayfield likes to level the playing field.

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 03:17:29 UTC

What.

What do you mean?

I'm not exactly up to date on all this fuckin' human slang.

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action; un_beau_coquin July 13 2011, 03:15:22 UTC

[He just comes home when he hears an awful racket. He slams the door shut to let the apparently non-droned member of his household know of his presence.]

Monsieur, I zhink it would be of your best interest if you kept your voice down.

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 04:08:17 UTC

Who the fuck are you? Some kind of human lusus?

un_beau_coquin July 13 2011, 04:29:51 UTC

I am, according to zhis place, your "fazzer". If you are looking for a name, you may call me Spy. I will not inquire about zhe zhing you 'ave just called me, for I do not care. Just quiet down; if you 'ave any questions, I suppose I could answer zhem to zhe best of my ability.

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 05:11:14 UTC

Okay then, if you have all the answers I best be fuckin' taking advantage of that.

What is this place? And why am I not a fuckin' troll anymore?

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phone frogst July 13 2011, 03:21:13 UTC

[ Wow this guy sounds so familiar, and the pink human alien makes it even more so.

He also sounds like a douchebag. Hmmm... ]

We can hear you just fine, stop yelling!

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 04:10:42 UTC

Well well, if it isn't miss believes-in-such-stupid-things-as fate? I knew you'd be crawlin' right back to talk to me the moment I showed up here!

What the hell is this place?

frogst July 13 2011, 04:20:05 UTC

[ Ugh. Now she knows who she's talking to. ]

Why should I even tell you? Maybe you should figure it out for yourself!

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 04:31:17 UTC

Well, if you do remember, I gave you a pretty fuckin' awesome family heirloom. Now's about the time to be repayin' me for my generosity!

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