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Eridan: Be a Human.

Jul 12, 2011 20:00

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[action] ohmytenth July 13 2011, 02:32:55 UTC

[son of a BITCH what was that. He yells out into the hallway.] Oi! What the fuck are you screaming about?!

Re: [action] misterwwizard July 13 2011, 03:18:25 UTC

I'm one of you!

I don't even have my fuckin' fins anymore!

Re: [action] ohmytenth July 13 2011, 03:40:19 UTC

...the fuck are you talking about? What fins?!

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 04:07:17 UTC

The fins on my face! They're gone and now I'm all pink and human and disgusting!

This is probably the worst fuckin' thing to happen to me since dieing.

ohmytenth July 13 2011, 04:19:50 UTC

There's nothing disgusting about being human, you fucking fish! [Wait.] You had fins on your face? [eeeeenteresting...]

Dying is worse than being human, dumbass.

misterwwizard July 14 2011, 00:34:13 UTC

Hey, being a sea troll is a fuckin' ton better than being a stinky land dweller! And probably a lot better than bein' human!

Of course! All of the sea trolls have fuckin' fins.

ohmytenth July 15 2011, 13:31:46 UTC

[Humans... sea trolls... he's discovered a new race! Kind of.]

All of the-- there are more of you?! Do you know if any are here?

misterwwizard July 17 2011, 21:43:40 UTC

Well there's about twelve of us. Last survivors of our own fuckin' race. All gray skinned and got fuckin' horns.

Fuck if I know. I just fuckin' woke up in some strange place that doesn't even feel a bit like Alternia. I don't have time to keep fuckin' tabs on all the lowbloods.

ohmytenth July 23 2011, 17:05:58 UTC

Holy shit. [HE HAS AN ALIEN FOR A BROTHER HOLY SHIT]

Well-- sorry, but you're not going to be an alien again for a while.

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