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misterwwizard

Eridan: Be a Human.

Jul 12, 2011 20:00

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phone frogst July 13 2011, 03:21:13 UTC

[ Wow this guy sounds so familiar, and the pink human alien makes it even more so.

He also sounds like a douchebag. Hmmm... ]

We can hear you just fine, stop yelling!

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 04:10:42 UTC

Well well, if it isn't miss believes-in-such-stupid-things-as fate? I knew you'd be crawlin' right back to talk to me the moment I showed up here!

What the hell is this place?

frogst July 13 2011, 04:20:05 UTC

[ Ugh. Now she knows who she's talking to. ]

Why should I even tell you? Maybe you should figure it out for yourself!

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 04:31:17 UTC

Well, if you do remember, I gave you a pretty fuckin' awesome family heirloom. Now's about the time to be repayin' me for my generosity!

frogst July 13 2011, 04:53:22 UTC

You mean that stupid piece of junk? I'm not repaying you for anything, let alone that.

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 05:00:09 UTC

You obviously don't know how to handle such a majestic weapon. See if I do anythin' nice for you again! You should be grateful I gave you such an awesome piece of equipment!

Hmph. No wonder why you're havin' trouble with your fuckin' quadrants. Can't handle a man's fuckin' rifle.

frogst July 13 2011, 05:01:13 UTC

What is wrong with you?!

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 05:01:59 UTC

That's what the fuck I'm wonderin' about you.

Can't take a good fuckin' thing when they see it nope.

frogst July 13 2011, 05:08:45 UTC

There's nothing wrong with me! I don't have to kiss your ass because you made some stupid crap!

misterwwizard July 13 2011, 05:10:25 UTC

It's not crap!

frogst July 13 2011, 05:18:40 UTC

Crap, crap, the biggest fucking piece of a crap I've ever seen!

misterwwizard July 14 2011, 00:35:42 UTC

More like you're the biggest piece of carp for not recognizin' the fuckin' greatness of Ahab's Crosshairs!

frogst July 14 2011, 00:37:11 UTC

Oh, sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how shitty your stupid rifle is!

misterwwizard July 14 2011, 00:51:30 UTC

You're shitty! Stupid fuckin' human believin' in fuckin' fakery like fate.

Seriously I'm startin' to fuckin' regret hittin' on you.

Though I mean, we've got a good thing goin' here. all of this fuckin' hate. We could work with this.

frogst July 14 2011, 01:08:15 UTC

I don't think so! I already know about your hate quadrant and I am not interested.

misterwwizard July 14 2011, 01:16:49 UTC

Come on, you've got fuckin' troll royalty interested here. I don't think you'd find a better kisemesis anywhere else! Seriously. Cream of the fuckin' crop right here.

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