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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[buildstherobots]

[You know what? Dist could use some pie right about now. He hasn't been able to lift out of his depressed funk for weeks, so he can't help but stop and raise an eyebrow at the table.]

What's this, now?

[miraculls]

[languidly waves]

Heeeeey, brother! You interested in kicking back a slice or two? Ain't charging no starmonkey boondollars for this, haha.

[buildstherobots]

Starmonkey... ...whatever.

[Free pie? What could possibly be wrong with that? So Dist shrugs, sakes a slice, and parks his ass on the curb to eat.]

Why'd you make so many?

[miraculls]

Guess I kinda motherfuckin' lost track of how many I made, haha. It's all good, just means there's more to share with friends.

[cuts out another slice for himself]

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[misterwwizard]

[Oh man, was Eridan Starving. He hadn't had a decent bite to eat all day...and while his common sense tells him to avoid anything that Gamzee would bake ever...

He's really hungry. And it's free.

But there's that nagging voice. It's food. Baked by Gamzee. There is no part of this that sounds like a good idea to Eridan.

though if it was Faygo pie, that wouldn't be too bad he supposes.

He gives in.]

Free pies, eh? Gamz you always know how to be winnin' me over cause I'm fuckin' starvin' right now. I'll take a pie.

[Eridan, you don't HAVE better judgement.]

[miraculls]

Haha, sure thing, fishbro! Which of my fine motherfuckin' wares you wanna be trying today?

[misterwwizard]

[He looks over the pies carefully... pointing to one that looks... normal. But oh, how little he knows. How little he knows.]

Well that one is lookin' the most... edible and not an' not somethin' that looks like two things that should never be goin' in a pie together.

[ERIDAN SHUT UP CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER POTATO CHIP PIE SOUNDS AMAZING]

[miraculls]

Aww, I think they all look real motherfuckin' tasty. Everything can be going into a pie, brother, that's how the miracles happen.

[gives the whole tin to Eridan, he doesn't know how much the guy wants okay...]

[foretastes]

[sneaking by with a hood over her head--

oh gog that smells delicious]

[miraculls]

[wow what a cunning disguise

who could ever see through that Gamzee sure can't]

You look like you're interested in slamming a motherfuckin' slice, brosis.

[foretastes]

Shhhhhhhh!

[hurries over and whispers] Is Karkat around?

[miraculls]

[looks shocked by this stunning revelation!] Whooooa, that you, blindtits?

[and then looks kind of sad...] Awwwwauwagh, naw. He up and motherfuckin' left a few days ago.

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[crusthatecean]

[So Karkat can't find The Notebook anywhere, and obviously he needs it. He doesn't feel like watching it or anything, but still. Just in case, he needs to stop back by the house. It's probably there. After all, he checked everywhere for it except in the case.

He really doesn't care how Jade and Gamzee are getting along without him at all.

So he's sneaking in through the kitchen to go look for the Notebook.]

[miraculls]

[Gamzee's in the middle of taking a pie out of the oven when he happens to glance up and notice Karkat sneaking past. He jerks up, then yelps as he burns his hand against the oven and drops the pie on the floor. Never mind that though oh gosh Karkat]

Best friend! You're back!

[looking pathetically hopeful and excited here....]

[crusthatecean]

Shit! Don't use the thermal insulation chamber if you can't watch where you're putting your claw!

[He really didn't want to get caught and his immediate reaction probably would have been to feel badly because he knows how Gamzee is and he can see just from this reaction that staying away like this is hurting him. But now he's all distracted by Gamzee's horribly dangerous and stupid kitchen safety. What the fuck.]

[miraculls]

Soooooorry. [sucks on the burn for a second instead of doing anything smart like running it under cold water]

Are you...are you staying?

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[tranches]

[ Did someone say pies? While trying to escape the hell hole Stocking was stuck in she happened to come across the sign. She simply adored sweet things especially pies!

Don't mind her standing in front of you with a big smile. ]

Yummy, yummy! I want some!

[miraculls]

[oh gosh Gamzee is always happy to meet someone who can appreciate the miracle that is pie]

Shit, help yourself, chica! These motherfuckin' pies ain't gonna be eating themselves, haha.

[tranches]

Okay!

[ She quickly sat down next to him, grabbed random pies and began to eat them. ]

[miraculls]

[beams at her]

Gotta say, it's real motherfuckin' nice to meet someone else who gets their appreciate on about the miracle of the most blessed of pastries.