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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[crusthatecean]

[So Karkat can't find The Notebook anywhere, and obviously he needs it. He doesn't feel like watching it or anything, but still. Just in case, he needs to stop back by the house. It's probably there. After all, he checked everywhere for it except in the case.

He really doesn't care how Jade and Gamzee are getting along without him at all.

So he's sneaking in through the kitchen to go look for the Notebook.]

[miraculls]

[Gamzee's in the middle of taking a pie out of the oven when he happens to glance up and notice Karkat sneaking past. He jerks up, then yelps as he burns his hand against the oven and drops the pie on the floor. Never mind that though oh gosh Karkat]

Best friend! You're back!

[looking pathetically hopeful and excited here....]

[crusthatecean]

Shit! Don't use the thermal insulation chamber if you can't watch where you're putting your claw!

[He really didn't want to get caught and his immediate reaction probably would have been to feel badly because he knows how Gamzee is and he can see just from this reaction that staying away like this is hurting him. But now he's all distracted by Gamzee's horribly dangerous and stupid kitchen safety. What the fuck.]

[miraculls]

Soooooorry. [sucks on the burn for a second instead of doing anything smart like running it under cold water]

Are you...are you staying?

[crusthatecean]

I came back to get something I forgot.

[running the cold water for him.]

[miraculls]

[crushing disappointment

no, it's okay, he's used to this....]

Really? What'd you up and forget? Maybe I can help you look for it.

[also gosh Karkat why are you running that water if you're not going to wash your hands or anything...]

[crusthatecean]

[Fine, grabbing his hand roughly and shoving it into the water.]

It's not important. Just one of my movies.

[miraculls]

Aww, if you came back for it, it's gotta be motherfuckin' important to you. Which one?

[crusthatecean]

I'll find it myself.

[He's not trying to brush Gamzee off; he's just now positive that the movie is with all of his other movies at Tavros' and he feels like an asshole for coming back on such a flimsy pretense.]

[miraculls]

Okay, if that's what you want.

[noooooooo how can he make Karkat stay a little longer...]

...want a pie?

[crusthatecean]

Why would I ever want one of your disgusting pies?

[He's not trying to make an exit or anything though.]

[miraculls]

Aww, I think they what all be tasting pretty damn good. You can't know until you try one. [big hopeful eyes]

[crusthatecean]

Ugh.

They're just fucking normal pies made out of human ingredients, right? Ones that were meant to be eaten?

[miraculls]

Yeah, I ain't got none of my motherfuckin' sneeze back yet, so it's all starmonkey shit inside. I found them all in the thermal hull and grossers, so I think they gotta be starmonkey grubchow?

[crusthatecean]

Fine, I'll have some of one of your terrible pies if it will make you shut up about it.

[miraculls]

[oh gosh Karkat is actually going to eat one of his pies this is the best day ever Gamzee just looks ridiculously happy and excited over here]

That's what I motherfuckin' like to hear! Help yourself, best friend, I got plenty to share.