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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[misterwwizard]

[Oh man, was Eridan Starving. He hadn't had a decent bite to eat all day...and while his common sense tells him to avoid anything that Gamzee would bake ever...

He's really hungry. And it's free.

But there's that nagging voice. It's food. Baked by Gamzee. There is no part of this that sounds like a good idea to Eridan.

though if it was Faygo pie, that wouldn't be too bad he supposes.

He gives in.]

Free pies, eh? Gamz you always know how to be winnin' me over cause I'm fuckin' starvin' right now. I'll take a pie.

[Eridan, you don't HAVE better judgement.]

[miraculls]

Haha, sure thing, fishbro! Which of my fine motherfuckin' wares you wanna be trying today?

[misterwwizard]

[He looks over the pies carefully... pointing to one that looks... normal. But oh, how little he knows. How little he knows.]

Well that one is lookin' the most... edible and not an' not somethin' that looks like two things that should never be goin' in a pie together.

[ERIDAN SHUT UP CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER POTATO CHIP PIE SOUNDS AMAZING]

[miraculls]

Aww, I think they all look real motherfuckin' tasty. Everything can be going into a pie, brother, that's how the miracles happen.

[gives the whole tin to Eridan, he doesn't know how much the guy wants okay...]

[misterwwizard]

[Eridan, with all the poise and grace of a noble, purple-blooded troll, stuffs his face with the pie. He really doesn't care and is speaking with his mouth full. and Oh god there he goes again about miracles and magic]

Gamz there is no magic in makin' a pie there's a' exact science about these things an'...this pie is actually not that fuckin' bad. This some kind a' fuckin' Faygo pie? Not that it would be makin' a difference in me enjoyin' this pie it's just soda after all.

[miraculls]

[it's okay, Eridan, this is how all highbloods eat pies Gamzee can attest to this]

Haha, I can't be remembering which pie got which shit stuffed into it. You like it? Shit, fishbro, go ahead and help yourself, it ain't often I can be getting you motherfuckers to slam a slice with a brother.

[misterwwizard]

Gamz I hate to be admittin' it but....

[suddenly, the world seems a ton more vibrant... and after eating all of that pie... he's still hungry. Ah, the miracles of recreational drug use!]

I'll have to be havin' another pie it's not often I get to be tastin' such deliciousness....

[He'll indulge in another pie...but apparently in really deep thought whilist going to fucking town on said pie.]

[miraculls]

Hahaha, it's about motherfuckin' time you kicked the wicked ignorance on the blessed pastry. I knew I could be getting all you motherfuckers to see the light if you just tried a slice.