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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[stealsluck]

Finally found a hobby outside of your shitty rhymes?

Damn, I'm nearly proud.

[miraculls]

[o-oh, hi Vriska...]

Aww, I still got plenty of time for any motherfucker who wants to be laying down some sick motherfuckin' beats with me. You interested?

[stealsluck]

I'd rather stick poisonous thorns into my auricular sponge clots.

[miraculls]

Uhh...that don't sound real comfortable, but I guess if that's what you're all into, a motherfucker can't be judging what another motherfucker likes to do in their spare time.

[wingsaflutter]

[Have a hesitant pony, although she's looking at the pies rather longingly. They smell good, okay.]

[miraculls]

[yay more ponies ;u; Gamzee thinks you are all miracles okay]

Hey, hoofsister. Up for slamming back a few motherfuckin' slices all what into your protein chute?

[wingsaflutter]

O-Oh I just think they smell lovely. I wouldn't want to slam them, the poor pies...

[miraculls]

Naaaw, these pies were made just to be slammed into your chitinous windtube. Go ahead and have a few, they're all what real good.

[battymadam]

Free pies?! Oh, goodie! I sure love gettin' free stuff!

[stands on her toes and tries to reach a pie. Gamzee, the pie she gets may be in your hands...]

[miraculls]

[oh, well, if that's the one she wants, he can't keep it to himself

hands the pie to her ;u;]

Yeah, ain't no point in charging when it don't look like any of you starmonkeys carry my special stardust. Besides, I can't be asking people to pay for miracles, that just ain't cool.

lmao I didn't meant that literally but ok

[battymadam]

[takes the pie from him... but he was already eating it so maybe she should ask.]

Oh, did you want to share this sweetie? You looked like you were enjoying it!

LMFAO OH I SEE HAHAHA SORRY

[miraculls]

Naaaw, sis, every pie be tasting better if I get to share it with a motherfuckin' friend. But if it ain't the one you want, you can pick another.

[midnight_chorus]

-Mystia may be dumb. Okay, she can be VERY dumb. But she knows business. And she's giving Gamzee a very suspicious look.-

Okay. What's the catch?

[miraculls]

[looks around confusedly]

Uhhh...what am I all supposed to be motherfuckin' catching?

[it's okay, Gamzee can be very dumb too....]

[midnight_chorus]

The catch, dummy. The reason why they're free.

[miraculls]

Because I made a whole lot and I wanted to be sharing it with all you motherfuckers? Miracles ain't meant to be kept to yourself.

[appleknighted]

[Free food radar, pinged. Suddenly Sora is here... well, more like... here on her way home from school, but still.]

Pie! You're really giving away pie?!

[miraculls]

Yeah, sis! You want any? They're fresh and real motherfuckin' good.

[appleknighted]

Yes! I most definitely want some! I love pie!

[miraculls]

Hahaha, help yourself, honk! I got plenty to share.