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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[midnight_chorus]

-Mystia may be dumb. Okay, she can be VERY dumb. But she knows business. And she's giving Gamzee a very suspicious look.-

Okay. What's the catch?

[miraculls]

[looks around confusedly]

Uhhh...what am I all supposed to be motherfuckin' catching?

[it's okay, Gamzee can be very dumb too....]

[midnight_chorus]

The catch, dummy. The reason why they're free.

[miraculls]

Because I made a whole lot and I wanted to be sharing it with all you motherfuckers? Miracles ain't meant to be kept to yourself.

[midnight_chorus]

HMMMM... -She makes a show of thinking.- Okay. Which pie do you think I should have, huh?

[miraculls]

Haha, I got no idea what flavors the pies are, I already forgot which pie be which. It can be a motherfuckin' surprise!

[midnight_chorus]

Ha! There's the catch!

[miraculls]

Naaaaw, you don't gotta catch nothing, I'll give you a slice. [cuts out a slice of pumpkin and hands it to her] There you go, chica!

[midnight_chorus]

Hmm... Well... Okay. I'll try some. -But boy that slightly greenish tone to it makes it seem so strange, doesn't it? Hmmm... Chew chew chew.-

[miraculls]

[all pies are supposed to be green, right...]

Like it? You can have more if you wanna.

[midnight_chorus]

Hold on! I'm not done eating!

[miraculls]

Whoops, sooooooorry, haha. Guess I'm just used to shoving the wicked shit down my protein chute as fast as possible.

[midnight_chorus]

Then you can't savor the taste. Don't be a dummy. -Yep. Eating more pie.-

[miraculls]

You think so? Haha, there's so many different ways to be eating the same shit, it's a real miracle.

[midnight_chorus]

Does that really count as a miracle? -Almost done.-

[miraculls]

Course it does, sis! Shit, everything I see counts as a motherfuckin' miracle. Like...how's a pie taste so motherfuckin' delicious? Miracles.