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[miraculls]

[Action; inside 1338 Benny]

[Some people deal with teenage drama and fights with their best friends by drowning their sorrows in ice cream and shitty movies. Gamzee, on the other hand, drowns his sorrows in pies. Unfortunately, the human pies don't work half as well as his sopor ones do when it comes to making him feel better, plus his stomach

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[tranches]

[ Did someone say pies? While trying to escape the hell hole Stocking was stuck in she happened to come across the sign. She simply adored sweet things especially pies!

Don't mind her standing in front of you with a big smile. ]

Yummy, yummy! I want some!

[miraculls]

[oh gosh Gamzee is always happy to meet someone who can appreciate the miracle that is pie]

Shit, help yourself, chica! These motherfuckin' pies ain't gonna be eating themselves, haha.

[tranches]

Okay!

[ She quickly sat down next to him, grabbed random pies and began to eat them. ]

[miraculls]

[beams at her]

Gotta say, it's real motherfuckin' nice to meet someone else who gets their appreciate on about the miracle of the most blessed of pastries.

[tranches]

Mm it's pretty fucking good. I love pies!

[miraculls]

Thanks, chica! You can come by and kick down a motherfuckin' slice with a wicked brother any time you want, I'm always getting my bake on.

[tranches]

Really? Ooh I might have to come everyday! This is so yummy!

[ Stuffing her face she smiled big and brightly. ]

What's your name?

[miraculls]

Shit, that'd be the motherfuckin' bitchtits if you did, I'm always up for spreading the beautiful troll disease around.

Name's Gamzee Makara? You, my pie-loving sister?

[tranches]

Troll disease around?

Anarchy Stocking.

[ Eh she doesn't care, she's just gonna continue stuffing her face. ]

[miraculls]

Yeah, the beautiful troll disease called friendship. It's a real motherfuckin' miracle.

Nice to meet you, stockingtits! [whoops sorry Gamzee gives nicknames to everyone and they're not exactly creative...]

[tranches]

I thought we were talking about pies.

[ Yeah she doesn't care as long as she gets pie. ]

[miraculls]

Any motherfucker who be loving pie as much as I do is a friend of mine, honk! [he will make you all the pies]

[tranches]

Oh okay. Can I have some more then?

[ Then she will love him forever and ever. ]

[miraculls]

Have as much as you want, sis. I ain't some kinda greedy ringmiser, all keeping the good shit to myself.

[tranches]

[ And she eats about all of them. ]

Yari-Yari that was good. Thanks for the pies. I might stop by tomorrow.

[miraculls]

[wow, that was...really impressive....]

Shit, you think you could be teaching me how to cram all those motherfuckin' pies into my starmonkey digestive sac? Mine hurts after the first couple...