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minus5pts

Mail is so unreliable on the Grand Line.

Mar 24, 2009 00:46

I recently received two items of food in the mail: one thermos of tea purported to taste of doughnuts. And one... blue carrot. It really is very blue, isn't it?Putting aside the rather dubious nature of both of these perversions of nature, I suppose it is my job as an expert food critic to give them both a try. So... here goes nothing ( Read more... )

doughnuts are kind of bread-like, garp's cook might know what he's doing, bread reactions, mail gulls: minus 20 points for lateness

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nogoodtuna March 24 2009, 06:55:52 UTC

Tea that tastes like... doughnuts? Really?

minus5pts March 24 2009, 06:57:24 UTC

Oh, no, I'm sure that couldn't possibly mix well. If you want to sweeten it, perhaps you could add honey or milk instead?

nogoodtuna March 24 2009, 07:06:31 UTC

Um... I thought that was what you drank.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:13:59 UTC

I don't think I would drink something like that? I mean, I don't want to discount anything before I've tried it, but it sounds a little strange to me.

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greatwhtesqualo March 24 2009, 07:32:27 UTC

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minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:35:30 UTC

Hello, sir? Have we met? My name is Kuroyanagi Ryou.

greatwhtesqualo March 24 2009, 07:45:43 UTC

What the fuck happened to you?

minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:47:15 UTC

Please don't use that kind of language, sir! And I'm not sure what you mean. Could you be more specific than that?

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scoppio_di_ira March 24 2009, 07:47:30 UTC

Seriously, Kuroyanagi, what the hell is wrong with you? After all the crazy shit that's happened because of cursed produce, you still went ahead and tried them. You're a fucking idiot.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:49:04 UTC

Er, you know my name? I'm sorry, sir, I don't think I remember yours. I'm also not sure what you mean by... cursed produce? Is that an ethnic dish?

scoppio_di_ira March 24 2009, 07:51:56 UTC

It's Xanxus. No, it's just a collection of produce with horrible colors that have strange effects that last for a week on who ever eats them.

minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:53:11 UTC

Ah... that's an unusual hobby, Xanxus-san. Have you been collecting them long?

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fairy_script March 24 2009, 12:21:01 UTC

Kuroyanagi-san...um, you shouldn't have...oh dear.

minus5pts March 25 2009, 02:57:33 UTC

You know my name too, miss? I'm sorry, maybe I really am having memory loss, but I don't think I remember yours?

fairy_script March 25 2009, 12:00:37 UTC

I-I don't think you lost your memory...I think it went back in time with the rest of you...

I'm Levi. We talked sometimes when you were older.

minus5pts March 25 2009, 14:41:33 UTC

Back in time, Levi-san? I don't mean to be rude, but that doesn't seem very likely... Unless it's some sort of metaphor?

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tooshiny March 24 2009, 16:34:56 UTC

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minus5pts March 25 2009, 02:57:49 UTC

Er... can I help you, miss?

tooshiny March 25 2009, 03:18:52 UTC

...... nothing.

minus5pts March 25 2009, 03:39:36 UTC

Are you sure, miss? If something's the matter, I'll be happy to help.