Mail is so unreliable on the Grand Line.

[minus5pts]

I recently received two items of food in the mail: one thermos of tea purported to taste of doughnuts. And one... blue carrot. It really is very blue, isn't it?Putting aside the rather dubious nature of both of these perversions of nature, I suppose it is my job as an expert food critic to give them both a try. So... here goes nothing

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[scoppio_di_ira]

Seriously, Kuroyanagi, what the hell is wrong with you? After all the crazy shit that's happened because of cursed produce, you still went ahead and tried them. You're a fucking idiot.

[minus5pts]

Er, you know my name? I'm sorry, sir, I don't think I remember yours. I'm also not sure what you mean by... cursed produce? Is that an ethnic dish?

[scoppio_di_ira]

It's Xanxus. No, it's just a collection of produce with horrible colors that have strange effects that last for a week on who ever eats them.

[minus5pts]

Ah... that's an unusual hobby, Xanxus-san. Have you been collecting them long?

[scoppio_di_ira]

I don't collect them. Some one keeps selling them and there's always some idiot who buys some.

[minus5pts]

I suppose there's a market for anything, Xanxus-san. Perhaps people buy them out of curiosity?