Mail is so unreliable on the Grand Line.

Mar 24, 2009 00:46

I recently received two items of food in the mail: one thermos of tea purported to taste of doughnuts. And one... blue carrot. It really is very blue, isn't it?Putting aside the rather dubious nature of both of these perversions of nature, I suppose it is my job as an expert food critic to give them both a try. So... here goes nothing ( Read more... )

doughnuts are kind of bread-like, garp's cook might know what he's doing, bread reactions, mail gulls: minus 20 points for lateness

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greatwhtesqualo March 24 2009, 07:32:27 UTC
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minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:35:30 UTC
Hello, sir? Have we met? My name is Kuroyanagi Ryou.

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greatwhtesqualo March 24 2009, 07:45:43 UTC
What the fuck happened to you?

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minus5pts March 24 2009, 07:47:15 UTC
Please don't use that kind of language, sir! And I'm not sure what you mean. Could you be more specific than that?

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greatwhtesqualo March 24 2009, 08:01:24 UTC
Can you still cook?

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minus5pts March 25 2009, 02:54:37 UTC
Um? Yes, I can cook. I'm studying to be a chef one day. Would you like me to make something for you, sir? I think I'm in a kitchen right now, so it wouldn't be any trouble.

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greatwhtesqualo March 25 2009, 02:55:53 UTC
I want steak, medium-well, and garlic mashed potatoes.

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minus5pts March 25 2009, 03:04:56 UTC
All right, sir, I can do that. Are you somewhere nearby? Shall I bring it to you when it's ready?

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