Mail is so unreliable on the Grand Line.

[minus5pts]

I recently received two items of food in the mail: one thermos of tea purported to taste of doughnuts. And one... blue carrot. It really is very blue, isn't it?Putting aside the rather dubious nature of both of these perversions of nature, I suppose it is my job as an expert food critic to give them both a try. So... here goes nothing

Comments

[nogoodtuna]

Tea that tastes like... doughnuts? Really?

[minus5pts]

Oh, no, I'm sure that couldn't possibly mix well. If you want to sweeten it, perhaps you could add honey or milk instead?

[nogoodtuna]

Um... I thought that was what you drank.

[minus5pts]

I don't think I would drink something like that? I mean, I don't want to discount anything before I've tried it, but it sounds a little strange to me.

[nogoodtuna]

Oh... uh, if you say so then!

[minus5pts]

I'm sorry, have we met before? That's a nice icon you have, but I don't think the fish in the upper left hand corner is a tuna.

[nogoodtuna]

Eeeh? You don't remember me? It's not?!

[minus5pts]

Sorry, I seem to have forgotten a lot of people recently! Apparently a carrot gave me amnesia? I'm really not too clear on the details myself. Would you mind re-introducing yourself? Tuna look like this.

[caffinatekillua]

Tsuna! Are you going hang gliding with us?

[nogoodtuna]

You guys are going hang gliding?!

[caffinatekillua]

Yep Ipin and Lambo are coming too! You should totally come.

[nogoodtuna]

Eeh? Maybe... hang gliding seems kinda dangerous.

[caffinatekillua]

There'll be adults there. Anyway you could cheer from below if you want. And hang out on the beach.

[nogoodtuna]

That sounds better-! Maybe I'll just watch you guys, haha.

[caffinatekillua]

Your loss man.