Albeit one with a much more cohesive plot, as well.

So I either am, or am very closely observing, the exploits of a pair of master criminals, scouring a shallow lake from their chameleon-painted hovercraft in search of some long lost MacGuffin.  Sound reasonable?  It does until you realize that the criminals in question are Al and Peg Bundy.

No, ( Read more... )

I have to admit it: the Transformers movies are not good.  I watched them for the nostalgia value and the sheer awesomeness of Peter Cullen's voice, but they aren't very good considered as either Transformers movies or simply generic action movies.

One of their many problems, and one of the biggest ones, is that Michael Bay doesn't really know how ( Read more... )

To summarize ( Read more... )

Ten years.

Ten years Pete's been dropping hints about Oasis, every.  Single.  Time.  She.  Appeared.

And for all the theories and wild guesses we've been throwing around in all that time, none of us ever even noticed it.

He even used the word itself in the title of her reintroduction arc, for crying out loud!

Pete, you magnificent bastard.  The word we ( Read more... )

Weirdest damn dream.  I was playing World of Warcraft, only instead of a CD-ROM, it was on a record.  33 1/3 RPM, phonograph record, turntable mounted where the laptop keyboard should be.  (Never mind that you don't even need a CD in the drive to play WoW, just roll with it.)

And since I was using the laptop in my usual style, in bed w/computer on ( Read more... )

...As if millions of TOS slashwriters have realized as one that their hour has come round at last.

...being willing to beta-read her Two/Jamie slashfic. :)

To Rush Limbaugh, Joseph Farah, and everyone else who hopes and even prays that Obama will fail:

Fuck all y'all with a poisoned sharpened jet-propelled telephone pole.  You're praying for a failed presidency in a time of depression and war.  Think about what that means for a minute.

Like you people used to say in the sixties?  If you don't love ( Read more... )

Going back over his bizarre behavior during the campaign, and then looking at him before the campaign and again beginning with his concession speech, I have to conclude that Senator McCain was possessed by a malevolent reptile demon who was aiming for control of the Presidency, only to give up and depart on its own when it became clear its cause ( Read more... )

*sings* We are the champions, my friend...

Sorry, Dad, but this?  Was the best outcome that was actually, you know, in any way possible.  I'll take it.