Valentine's Day?

So what is this? I'm hearing we get some sort of sweets on such a holiday? If any of you have some, fork it over! Is there some sort of intent? If it involves any mention of love or human emotion, I wish to know. Tell me, how can I break it down to simpler matter?

That is all. Anything else is unnecessary. Tch, I bet Beryl ( Read more... )

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There should be rules against something like this. So, I'm going to predict that our chances of surviving just got significantlyyyy... lower.

Seriously, now what?

[[ After this. ]]

-! [Shuffling, growling, and light swearing can be heard faintly]

... ... Haah.
What the hell is up with this book? You're supposed to grant wishes, right? Do I have to rattle you a bit to get you to work?

Hey, Laharl! Do you know how to work this thing? There's no 'on' button, and he doesn't ever seem to shut up. Even Beryl' ( Read more... )

Poison?
Really?

Maybe it would have brought his health down a few notches, but most poisons would have faded away after a few rounds! Three, to be exact. Is there a poison strong enough to take something like that down? And so quickly? Sometimes I wonder... there's no hidden second-form with this monster is there? Every final boss has one, unless ( Read more... )

Beryl, don't touch anything. I'm warning you, just because you're with us doesn't mean you're allowed to move things around or clean. You're just going to screw everything up, don't do it ( Read more... )

... My dad could take on that monster. If he was here...

He's probably bigger than that thing! If he were here, he could-
Hmm. I wonder if I'll get that big when I'm older? I've probably grown a least a centimeter since I've arrived!

Would he wear a luchador's mask?
Would he use the Century Killer? Not if I'm around... but...Tch. Even if we're ( Read more... )

Halloween?

... Isn't that the holiday where humans dress up in order to rob their neighbors?! What sort of celebration is it for humans to act like demons? Don't think you're better at it than us, I bet we could even rob your underwear without you noticing it!

Not that I would, but whatever ( Read more... )

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... An eye for an eye... huh.

Fran. Key-Hero Guy. I need a- oi, this is hard, how much blood did you have in you!? Hey, stay with me, I told you- if you die, I'll drag your soul back from hell and experiment on it for the rest of eternity!

[Sounds of Almaz whining in the background]

What do you mean? Fran will take good care of you. Now ( Read more... )

[Written Privately // EASILY hackable, Mao sucks]

... Dad.
Dad, Dad, ... Dad.

... ... Dad.

What would you do in a place like this? Do you think I'm strong enough? Hmph, of course you do. You wouldn't have given me this... You wouldn't have believed in me. I should have believed in you.

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It's still my fault you're gone.
... ... I'm sorry. ( Read more... )

Why do princesses wear short skirts?
Does it help in combat?
If it helps in combat, why do most princesses stay in towers locked up? Why do they need a prince to save them? If you're not a prince, you can't marry a princess? Someone should tell that to that fake hero over there...See, I don't get it. In these books, a brave warrior has to secretly ( Read more... )