Beryl, don't touch anything. I'm warning you, just because you're with us doesn't mean you're allowed to move things around or clean. You're just going to screw everything up, don't do it.
There's enough freaks here to deal with.
In fact, I even took the liberty to provide a list in order to remind myself. You know, in case I ever get touched by amnesia thanks to one of you guys.
Sparkles, the Princess : Gives things away. Sings. Is way too happy. Really, really, too happy.
Fake Hero : Slave. No one's allowed to touch him. Makes sandwiches.
Beryl : No introduction required. It's Beryl.
Laharl : Freak. Overlord. Seems to be raised in the wild by ferocious cockroaches. Sometimes, he's not so bad. Watch out for his partner in crime, she's an assassin.
... This is getting long.
Assassin Angel : Watch out. Might kill with love or something.
Furry Mascot : Ratchet? Unknown species, seems easily annoyed. Great test subject, even better specimen for pulling pranks. May or may not have rocket boobs.
Fran : Just your average, run of the mill mad scientist. Sometimes I wonder if I should watch my back with her...
Guy without a shirt : Knowledgeable about women and their bras. Might need to find out more from him.
Happy go lucky hero... guy that's not fake-hero : Stay away from him. Too happy. Way too happy. Seems to be named after a strange musical instrument.
Sora, other hero guy : Fights with a key. A giant key. Heals. Is a doofier almost stupider version of Almaz. Handle him in low doses.
Feral child in block of ice : When in doubt, turn children into ice. That'll teach them.
I might be missing a few. Oh well, no textbook is ever really complete! That's why we charge an arm and a leg for them at my school and then come out with new editions every other month! Hahah! What a purely genius idea! (Not to mention a ripoff, running a school is great!)