015 : Chemical Composition of the Strangest Matters

[megane_mode]

Valentine's Day?

So what is this? I'm hearing we get some sort of sweets on such a holiday? If any of you have some, fork it over! Is there some sort of intent? If it involves any mention of love or human emotion, I wish to know. Tell me, how can I break it down to simpler matter?

That is all. Anything else is unnecessary. Tch, I bet Beryl

Comments

[notafakehero]

... I should have been expecting this.

[megane_mode]

Oh good, I'm going to assume you have the answers I'm looking for then. Details!

[notafakehero]

Something like that, probably. Er, but where do I start-?

[megane_mode]

Start with the candy, is it meant to rot your lovers teeth? I bet the princess could stand to have a few cavities! Her teeth sparkle in the light, have you noticed?!

[flowereyedgirl]

I think it is about showing people you love them!!

Naminé and I are making cookies!

[megane_mode]

Why would you want to show someone that?
... Cookies you say? Hmmhmm, what kind~?

[flowereyedgirl]

Umm, because... Everyone has people who they care about and it is nice to let them know, I think? I am not sure, we do not have this holiday where I come from.

Oh!! Umm, well, Naminé made them up I think!! They have a lot of different things in them...

[megane_mode]

It's nice to let them know? Demons don't show off those kinds of emotions, it's gross! I don't have anyone I care for either, so don't even think about it!

... Are any of them spider cookies?

[noimpossiblejob]

Uh. Think you've got th' wrong idea there.

[megane_mode]

So there aren't any prizes involved? What's the point?

[noimpossiblejob]

Life ain't always about th' prizes, yo.

[megane_mode]

Sure it is, you just have to learn to play your cards right.

[nextweekondc]

S-sweets?!

[megane_mode]

Apparently that's what's going on! Why wasn't I informed sooner!?

[nextweekondc]

I don't know, this is very important!

[megane_mode]

--Wait, weren't you the girl that disappeared before?
Not that it matters, you're that roach kid's servant, right? These humans are sneaky. They're even making cookies!

[meteor_impact]

Idiot.

You want to know what this is all about?

Love. That's what. If you were smart you'd lock yourself into your secret lab or whatever, and not come out for a few days.

[megane_mode]

Hmmm! Interesting! I'm actually quite interested in knowing more about love, the more you know your enemy and how to strike at their weak point the better!

[meteor_impact]

Then study Flonne. It'll keep her away from me. She'll be spouting it all over the place over the next few days.

[megane_mode]

It's no fun if they don't squirm a little under the knife.