015 : Chemical Composition of the Strangest Matters

[megane_mode]

Valentine's Day?

So what is this? I'm hearing we get some sort of sweets on such a holiday? If any of you have some, fork it over! Is there some sort of intent? If it involves any mention of love or human emotion, I wish to know. Tell me, how can I break it down to simpler matter?

That is all. Anything else is unnecessary. Tch, I bet Beryl

Comments

[notafakehero]

... I should have been expecting this.

[megane_mode]

Oh good, I'm going to assume you have the answers I'm looking for then. Details!

[notafakehero]

Something like that, probably. Er, but where do I start-?

[megane_mode]

Start with the candy, is it meant to rot your lovers teeth? I bet the princess could stand to have a few cavities! Her teeth sparkle in the light, have you noticed?!

[notafakehero]

That isn't it at all! Don't they have Valentine's day in the Evil Academy? Not even some demon version? The candy is something you give to friends, family or lovers--to show that you care, not to rot their teeth! Of course I've noticed Princess' wonderful smile♥

[megane_mode]

Am I sensing hearts spewing out of this monitor... To show that you care? But sharing is only something a Delinquent would do! I guess that's why this is a human holiday... really? There's no strings attached? Not even a knife instead of sweets packaged inside?

[notafakehero]

... what's that supposed to mean? Yeah. And uh, I hope I never have to experience it, but I guess there could be a knife or something else instead of candy too...

[megane_mode]

It'd be a learning experience, I think you should sound more thrilled! Maybe I'll try this 'Valentine's Day' stuff out.

[notafakehero]

You're not thinking about giving anyone knives for Valentine's day, are you? And that's a learning experience I'm fine without.

[megane_mode]

You'd be the prime specimen in this experiment! You can't refuse!

[notafakehero]

Ehh?!

It kind of spoils it when you tell me ahead of time though.

[megane_mode]

But what if I throw a curveball at the end of the plot, flipping everything upside down? Maybe I'm not as straight forward as you think!

[notafakehero]

...

[notafakehero]

I don't even want to imagine what you might do.

This reminds me, I'll probably be busy around then.

[megane_mode]

Busy? With what?

[notafakehero]

Oh, I haven't told you yet? It seems like Miss Flonne is planning a party. They'll need food, so I said I would help out with that.