007: Prime Example of an Honor Student
Why do princesses wear short skirts?
Does it help in combat?
If it helps in combat, why do most princesses stay in towers locked up? Why do they need a prince to save them? If you're not a prince, you can't marry a princess? Someone should tell that to that fake hero over there...
See, I don't get it. In these books, a brave warrior has to secretly be a prince in order to marry the princess. So, are these princes a form of old-world heroes? Super heroes? Regular run-of-the-mill heroes? Do they go on adventures just to save a girl? Tchhh, I saved Beryl and there's no way--
Oi, Almaz, does it work the other way around? I've saved you too!
And why would an Overlord kidnap a human princess?
Do they taste good?
Does "true loves kiss" really work?
...
These human mechanisms are so weird. So, if I press my lips on someone else, they can wake up from eternal slumber? Or, again, is there some strange contract clause that keeps it so it's only among humans, those born as princes, and requires some sort of valiant passage and adventure in order to save a princess?
...
Why is it that they always get a "Happily Ever After" anyway? I guess it's too much to ask about what happens to the demons and ... hmn. Happily Ever After... that's a joke.
[[ WHY YES. MAO HAS BEEN READING. Someone get him more comic books before he starts reading medical books and strapping Almaz people down on tables. ]]
Does it help in combat?
If it helps in combat, why do most princesses stay in towers locked up? Why do they need a prince to save them? If you're not a prince, you can't marry a princess? Someone should tell that to that fake hero over there...
See, I don't get it. In these books, a brave warrior has to secretly be a prince in order to marry the princess. So, are these princes a form of old-world heroes? Super heroes? Regular run-of-the-mill heroes? Do they go on adventures just to save a girl? Tchhh, I saved Beryl and there's no way--
Oi, Almaz, does it work the other way around? I've saved you too!
And why would an Overlord kidnap a human princess?
Do they taste good?
Does "true loves kiss" really work?
...
These human mechanisms are so weird. So, if I press my lips on someone else, they can wake up from eternal slumber? Or, again, is there some strange contract clause that keeps it so it's only among humans, those born as princes, and requires some sort of valiant passage and adventure in order to save a princess?
...
Why is it that they always get a "Happily Ever After" anyway? I guess it's too much to ask about what happens to the demons and ... hmn. Happily Ever After... that's a joke.
[[ WHY YES. MAO HAS BEEN READING. Someone get him more comic books before he starts reading medical books and strapping Almaz people down on tables. ]]