[ There is someone tapping impatiently at the microphone of the device. Then, with a touch of a German accent, ] Oy! Anyone listenin’ to this thing? Whatever asshole decided it’d be a good idea to haul me out of my house and throw me in this place, I hope you die in a well. Jackass. I’ve woken up in some sketchy places, but jeez, this one takes you
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That sort of attitude won't get you anywhere.
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You said anyone.
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... They're still assholes.
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By the way, to answer your complaint: It's not Earth as far as I can tell, there's no cellphone service, and the coffee shop's down the street.
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... They'll take Euros, right?
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Well it's not! Spain played a hand in it too!
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America?
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The hell happened to your voice, kid?
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