[audio]

[regionseizer]

[ There is someone tapping impatiently at the microphone of the device. Then, with a touch of a German accent, ] Oy! Anyone listenin’ to this thing? Whatever asshole decided it’d be a good idea to haul me out of my house and throw me in this place, I hope you die in a well. Jackass. I’ve woken up in some sketchy places, but jeez, this one takes you

Comments

voice;

[auspisticism]

You don't seem very happy about it. Not that I blame you or anything, but I don't think complaining will lend you an edge to returning to wherever you came from.

voice;

[regionseizer]

... Why should I be happy about spontaneous abduction?

voice;

[auspisticism]

I don't think you should be happy or joyous about it. I simply think it could be a lot worse or something. These abductors have treated us very well so far, aside from having abducted us in the first place.

voice;

[regionseizer]

[ dammit, you people need to STOP BEING RIGHT ]

... They're still assholes.

voice;

[auspisticism]

I can't disagree with you at all concerning that sentiment. I would be informative enough to suggest to you who they are, but the circumstance leaves the rest of us with little information.

So yes.

They could certainly be considered assholes of the worst possible kind.

voice;

[regionseizer]

[ ... that was a. really roundabout way to agree with him, man. he has nothing to say in reply, just you know, a kind of huffy noise.

huff ]

voice;

[auspisticism]

[She does that. :c

You breathe a lot. 8| ]

Well? Do you have a name or should I call you the Angrily Vexed Wheezer?

voice;

[regionseizer]

[ OKAY what is that name even ]

It's Prussia.

voice;

[auspisticism]

[It's an awesome name, don't be hatin' broseph.]

Am I correct to assume you're human?

voice;

[regionseizer]

... Sorta? [ PEOPLE DON'T REALLY ASK THESE QUESTIONS REGULARLY. ]

voice;

[auspisticism]

I don't know... Either you are or you aren't. I could most likely make an exception as there seems to be a human-like man here who isn't human at all, but I digress.

Oh, and you sound funny.

Re: voice;

[regionseizer]

What-- listen, lady, it ain't that simple! Countries are... human and then some. And I don't sound funny!

Re: voice;

[auspisticism]

So you are an organizational body categorized by culture and borders on a landmass and also a human and then some.

I would apologize for not believing you but I suppose I can't be at fault for lacking in knowledge of human culture. Nonetheless I plan to remedy that.

Ha ha, to me you do.

voice; 1/2

[regionseizer]

... Yes. It's weird. We don't ask questions abou-- most of us don't question it while we're sober.

voice;

[regionseizer]

And you sound funny!

voice;

[auspisticism]

That implies a requirement for intoxication in order to face the nature of your existence. Fair enough.

How do I sound funny?