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[regionseizer]

[ There is someone tapping impatiently at the microphone of the device. Then, with a touch of a German accent, ] Oy! Anyone listenin’ to this thing? Whatever asshole decided it’d be a good idea to haul me out of my house and throw me in this place, I hope you die in a well. Jackass. I’ve woken up in some sketchy places, but jeez, this one takes you back a century, yeah? Couldn’t have thrown me somewhere I can, you know, get some coffee?

[ huff ]

Before you go die in that well, gimme some cell service so I can explain to my idiot brother that that the BMW in the lake is not entirely my fault, okay?