[audio]

[regionseizer]

[ There is someone tapping impatiently at the microphone of the device. Then, with a touch of a German accent, ] Oy! Anyone listenin’ to this thing? Whatever asshole decided it’d be a good idea to haul me out of my house and throw me in this place, I hope you die in a well. Jackass. I’ve woken up in some sketchy places, but jeez, this one takes you

Comments

[gloriousmorn]

It tastes like British coffee here!!!

audi;

[regionseizer]

Coffee is coffee, ma--

America?

Re: audi;

[gloriousmorn]

Uh? YES! Good afternoon..!

audio;

[regionseizer]

[ ... ]

The hell happened to your voice, kid?

Re: audio;

[gloriousmorn]

Nothing! This is my voice! It always has been!

audio;

[regionseizer]

... You sound like someone kicked your balls up to somewhere near your small intestine.

Re: audio;

[gloriousmorn]

((YOUR LANGUAGE HOLYCRPAHWOCANYOUSAYSUCHWORSSEVER))

W-WHAT...! N..o!

Re: audio;

[regionseizer]

Uh, yeah.

Re: audio;

[gloriousmorn]

N-onsense! And where are you getting this! Nobody has kicked me anywhere, and well... This was always my voice!!

audio;

[regionseizer]

Not last month, it wasn't.

Re: audio;

[gloriousmorn]

I was here last month, sir!

Re: audio;

[regionseizer]

[ did you just 'sir' him? NOBODY SAYS 'SIR' to him these days. and prussia can put 'sir' and 'dimension' together and get something along the lines of time travel.

It's still fucking weird. ]

Pretty sure you weren't.

Re: audio;

[gloriousmorn]

On the contrary! I'm certain I was; I've been here since December; that's two months!

audio;

[regionseizer]

You can count, congratulations.

Re: audio;

[gloriousmorn]

Well, I don't know if you can sir, since I can assure you we didn't meet at all last month...!

audio;

[regionseizer]

... Dude, it's Prussia. [ HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS ]