Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

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Sorted: 123 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).


The List of Who's Writing What For Whom

• done! _lore wrote Snape/Giant Squid. Squids get lonely too... Feel free to soothe their lonely souls w/ pr0ny goodness for gnomad


• done! 0dreamer0 wrote Snape, slash (smut optional), "You know that I/Can make you believe/In love and sex and magic" for subcon_ruler


• done! a_t_rain wrote A brief history of one of the Elder Wand's less distinguished owners. for miramiraficfic


• done! amanuensis1 wrote Snapledore, dead voyeurs of Harry Potter's sexcapades. Must include a sideboard. for goseaward


• done! amelia_eve wrote A leap of faith isn't from point A to point B; it's from point A. for stasia


• done! angelbabe_cj drew Draco -- Fun in the sun. No Ginny. for mizbean


• done! by jetamors | done! anitaray wrote SCREW YOU, RON IS STILL DUMBLEDORE. Expound! for nextian


• done! ap_aelfwine wrote A Veela cousin's Portkey overshoots Bill & Fleur's wedding; she ends up in Neville's bedroom instead for csi_tokyo3


• done! archon_mentha wrote A conversation between Voldemort and Albus Severus. (V doesn't know (at first) who the boy is). for elanor_x


• done! by medawyn, done! by mistr3ssnabby | ariestess will write The death of Tom Riddle and the birth of Voldemort for jtav


• done! arionrhod wrote Remus, Sirius, recipe book for st_aurafina


• done! bethbethbeth wrote Harry catches Dumbledore kissing...somebody for mamadeb


• done! bk7brokemybrain wrote Harry/Remus, "the future's not ours to see," AU ok, smut grand for celandineb


• done! bonfoi wrote Snape/Lupin "Coin-Operated Boy" for bk7brokemybrain


• done! bowdlerized wrote Snarry. While watching a Cirque performance, Harry discovers Snape has a bizarre 'circus' sex kink. for joanwilder


• done! caboca wrote Draco/Luna. Include a bunny! Convince me it will work! :D for idreamofdraco


• done! celandineb wrote Pairing: Kingsley/Draco. Kink: Auror's robes (yes, this is a kink of mine, shuddup). for eeyore9990


• done! celisnebula wrote Severus/Hermione. Pomegranate, honey and blood. for miamadwyn


• done! cheshyre wrote Draco admits to Pansy he might be romantically/sexually interested in Potter. for femmequixotic


• done! coffee_n_cocoa wrote Filch and Neville are more alike than people realize. Explain. for huushiita


• done! cordelia_v wrote There's a potion Snape repeatedly failed to brew. He isn't one to give up, though. for faris_eirin


• done! csi_tokyo3 wrote Hermione, Harry, Peeves, Luna, jinxes and hijinks, halls of Hogwarts for vivien529


• done! ctorres wrote Snape/Lupin, no DH or Tonks "I neither like nor dislike Severus." How deep do Remus' feelings go? for arionrhod


• done! cupcakery wrote Gilderoy Lockhart's fifth year at Hogwarts. for gileonnen


• done! demonqueen666 wrote McGonagall/Hooch. Brooms are for more than Quidditch and transportation. for ariestess


• done! djin7 wrote Snape realizes the significance of his Patronus (can be canonical or non-canonical) for novembersnow


• done! djinnj wrote Rita Skeeter: Cougar. Hogwarts Student of Your Choice: Poor (Un?)Lucky Bastard. Candy Floss. for tarie


• done! by bonfoi | done! drcjsnider wrote Lucius, Hermione, blond ambition. for shiv5468


• done! eeyore9990 wrote Snape/Lupin/Hagrid Care of Magical Creatures - the naughty version for scribbulus_ink


• done! ehnel wrote Ron and Ginny play a game of Quidditch for Great Justice. for schmevil


• done! elanor_x wrote Arabella Figg and Petunia Dursley seek each other out after the events of DH. for anitaray


• done! elfwreck wrote Remus/Sirius afterlife peeking on Teddy @ any age - gen, or if slash T w/ James Jr, Charlie, or Bill for midnitemaraud_r


• done! ellid wrote Luna knits. for djinnj


• done! elsajeni wrote Luna; "Mistress Mary, Quite contrary, How does your garden grow?" for ze_dragon


• done! erastes wrote Diagon Alley in the 19th century for erised1810


• done! by magistera | done! erised1810 wrote So where ARE the spouses of the Hogwarts teachers? for zadcat


• done! faris_eirin wrote Snape/Hermione, when darkness falls for kizzy7


• done! femmequixotic wrote Draco sleeps with either Ron or Harry but can't remember which one. for stormwynd


• done! fish_wish wrote Snape/Lupin: Ladybugs OR mystified by Muggle devices. No DH or Afterlife needed. Romantic preferred. for _lore


• done! florahart wrote Draco & Harry have an accident in bed with a time turner that leaves them doin' the time warp again. for ladyofthelog


• done! frek wrote Voldemort, laundry, Firewhiskey for ehnel


• done! gehayi wrote book and movie Hermione, in the same place at the same time for luminousmarble


• done! by bowdlerized | done! gileonnen wrote Dementors in love for tania_sings


• done! gmth wrote Severus stared at his bed. And at the naked Lucius in the middle of it. for laurie_an


• done! gnomad wrote Where did the Dursleys go in the film? Fat Snape and Fat Dumbledore ate them. for the_gentleman


• done! goseaward wrote Dumbledore/anyone: It's hard out here for a pimp for mayhap


• done! hardticket wrote On the eve of their wedding, Ron runs away from Hermione. for la_dissonance


• done! huushiita wrote Ginny and Luna and the Holyhead Harpies: Play like a girl! for lessthanpie


• done! idreamofdraco wrote Scorpius/Rose - I came back for you. for drcjsnider


• done! inspired_ideas wrote Minerva dyes her hair for labellerose


• done! j_lunatic wrote Neville and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day for inspired_ideas


• done! jedilora wrote Voldemort/Narcissa with Lucius forced to watch for redcandle17


• done! jetamors wrote At the Quidditch World Cup, Dolores Umbridge finds herself in a luxury box with Horace Slughorn. for amelia_eve


• done! joanwilder wrote Harry Potter, bounty hunter: Severus Snape, bounty. for djin7


• done! jtav wrote The moment Ginny realized she should have chosen Neville over Harry. for coffee_n_cocoa


• done! by pushdragon | kalina_blue will write Draco/Hermione/Astoria; NOT a threesome. for mistr3ssnabby


• done! kellychambliss wrote Poppy Pomfrey takes VERY good care of her charges. How good, exactly? for rosefyre


• done! kizzy7 wrote We're the people your mother warned out about: Bellatrix and Barty Crouch, jr. for cupcakery


• done! la_dissonance wrote Harry/Ron - eyelash curlers for shocolate


• done! labellerose wrote Snape wants to get a pet, but is deathly afraid of being seen inside a shop full of cuddly animals. for ziasudra_fic


• done! ladyofthelog wrote Severus Snape: "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked." (Kahlil Gibran) for bethbethbeth


• done! lasultrix wrote Bellatrix, Andromeda and/or Narcissa - happy childhood. for lilacsigil


• done! laurie_an wrote Snape secretly collects Coronation ceramic collectibles. for ellid


• done! leela_cat wrote Harry/Draco, DH "missing scene," angsty pent-up first-time sex in the Malfoy Manor dungeon. for amanuensis1


• done! lessthanpie wrote Neville, Luna; *did* Luna bring a Snorcack back from Central America? for j_lunatic


• done! lilacsigil wrote Snape and McGonagall (gen), staff room conversations for medawyn


• done! lookslikelove wrote Any characters - Crumple-Horned Snorkacks for frek


• done! lordhellebore wrote Harry/Draco, Veritaserum, candlenight for spark_of_chaos


• done! luminousmarble wrote Everyone gets a hit of Felix Felicis and wackiness ensues. for marksykins


• done! mamadeb wrote Draco & Ron, hot passionate sex, unable to be together, longing, both are stuck in het relationships for softobsidian74


• done! marginaliana wrote Neville, Felix Felicis. Any pairing or none is fine! for jetamors


• done! marksykins wrote The Room of Requirement doesn't always give you what you want, it gives you what you need. for celisnebula


• done! mayhap wrote Mad-Eye gets an eye-full of McGonagall's underwear. for ozma_katiebell


• done! medawyn wrote Severus wonders why he ever thought this was a good idea. for 0dreamer0


• done! meropeunknown wrote A snapshot of Tonks during her Auror training, with Moody as her mentor. for mybrokenlocket


• done! miamadwyn wrote "I'm not old! I'm... distinguished." Who's distinguished *cough*old*cough* and who's the home carer? for moreteadk


• done! midnitemaraud_r wrote Remus and Sirius are NOT happy about this! for bowdlerized


• done! miramiraficfic wrote A threesome in which one member realises he/she is the odd one out. for pauraque


• done! mistr3ssnabby wrote Established relationship, Severus/character(s) of your choice. Shakespearean comedy. for mundungus42


• done! mizbean wrote Clap your hands if you believe in Snorkacks for a_t_rain


• done! moreteadk wrote Dramione - Post-DH, EWE - Harry finds out Draco and Hermione are secretly dating. for kalina_blue


• done! mundungus42 wrote McGonagall and a student (male or female, any generation, I'm not picky): waiting pays off. for elsajeni


• done! mybrokenlocket wrote McGonagall. Hooch and/or Grubbly-Plank. A tattoo. Bonus points for bdsm. for kellychambliss


• done! nextian wrote "You know," said Fred, "I didn't think there'd be condoms in Heaven." for caboca


• done! noeon wrote Leaving school, any generation, lyric: "You could try again but they'll ignore you, and me." for wirepatch


• done! novembersnow wrote No one knew one Horcrux could create another. Be nice if someone told Ginny... for velvetmouse


• done! ozma_katiebell wrote Tonks/Any Weasley sibling; redheads are hotter than stuffy old werewolves any day for ragdoll


• done! pauraque wrote Five years after Snape's death, Lucius spies a familiar figure in the Caribbean for erastes


• done! purplefluffycat wrote A cheery merry Gellert breaks out of Nurmengard in '79 luring Snape and Abraxas to his cause. for verus_janus


• done! ragdoll wrote Bellatrix/Neville - "Though this be madness, yet there's method in't." for lordhellebore


• done! redcandle17 wrote Bellatrix loves Narcissa, but she never seems to realize that Narcissa is terrified of her. for sheepfairy


• done! rose_gialle wrote Snape finds/is gifted with an abandoned litter of... no one to pawn them off to. How does he deal? for schadenkatze


• done! rosefyre wrote post-War, Ginny/Lucius/Hermione, rare manuscripts for demonqueen666


• done! schadenkatze wrote Marauder era, Trio kids, Andromeda Black, Muggle funtimes, being a badass for lookslikelove


• done! by miramiraficfic | schmevil will write In the library, no-one can hear you sneeze. Ravenclaws, shenanigans. for jedilora


• done! scribbulus_ink wrote Sentient!Hogwarts/Harry. How she shows her love for her favored child. Could be kinky smut or gen. for marginaliana


• done! sheepfairy wrote Harry/Ginny/Luna--the Trouble with Tribbles. (Literal or metaphorical, as you wish.) for ap_aelfwine


• done! shiv5468 wrote Hermione/any professor, lessons outside of class for ctorres


• done! shocolate wrote Charlie/Harry - Just let go for leela_cat


• done! shouldknobetter wrote Snape (either gen or Snape/Harry, your choice): housekeeping charms for cordelia_v


• done! sillylittleduck wrote Neville, gen, divorce for fish_wish


• done! softobsidian74 wrote H/R Hang you up from the heavens. for hardticket


• done! spark_of_chaos wrote Harry Snape Draco any combo or gen. blanket, violet for angelbabe_cj


• done! st_aurafina wrote Snape. Your moment has come at last. for rose_gialle


• done! stasia wrote AU. Harry dies at some point before Deathly Hallows (writer's choice). He doesn't come back to life. for gehayi


• done! by miramiraficfic | done! stormwynd wrote Neville finding something exciting to him. for shouldknobetter


• done! subcon_ruler wrote Harry/Draco, quote: "... beauty signposted with bruises, bite marks and fingerprints", slash for vaysh11


• done! tania_sings wrote Charlie's side job is as an escort. This frequently exposes him to all manner of secrets. And sex. for florahart


• done! by gileonnen | tarie will write Neville and Luna get lost in the forbidden forest. Only sex magic can protect them and lead them out for venturous1


• done! the_gentleman wrote Inferi vs. Dementors: Two of Voldie's would-be successors battle for status using dark creatures. for archon_mentha


• done! by femmequixotic, done! by imaginarycircus | themadfish will write Draco cupcakes "Potter" sticky for noeon


• done! vaysh11 wrote The Malfoy secret: Draco's the youngest of three siblings. for elfwreck


• done! velvetmouse wrote Dumbledore/Grindelwald/Luna; time-travel accident. for vulgarweed


• done! by purplefluffycat, done! by lulabelle72, done! by gileonnen | venturous1 will write Remus/Severus, fearless, adopting a feline for bonfoi


• done! verus_janus wrote Snape/anyone. timing. temerity. Tupperware. for wyomingnot


• done! violet_quill wrote Bill, Remus, soap, whomping their willows. ^.^ for meropeunknown


• done! vivien529 wrote !Student/!Teacher:Albus/Minerva. Naughty, but also sweet and romantic. for purplefluffycat


• done! vulgarweed wrote Tonks impersonating someone (and doing a poor job of it) for violet_quill


• done! wirepatch wrote Need for sillylittleduck


• done! wyomingnot wrote Hermione is part-Veela and Draco's her intended mate. for cheshyre


• done! zadcat wrote Crookshanks and Mrs. Norris, a catty discussion of something they've seen/overheard for gmth


• done! ze_dragon wrote Ron/Draco, bunnies for themadfish


• done! ziasudra_fic wrote Ariana Dumbledore, fizzing with magic. for lasultrix

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Prompt: (as given to you in this post)
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- If you find your topic confusing, go ask the person who made it up to explain.
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- You have 24 hours to write: from midnight July 25/26 to midnight July 26/27, British time. [What time is it over there now?] Any topics still unwritten by then will be up for grabs as an open challenge for anyone.

Readers welcome! Over 12,000 words of very miscellaneous drabbling will hit this post over the next 24 hours. Enjoy. :)
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