Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

[mctabby]

Sorted: 123 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

Comments

[white_cotton]

Recipient: ellid
Prompt: Snape secretly collects Coronation ceramic collectibles.
Word count: 240
Rating: PG

[lordhellebore]

Hehehehe! Oh yes, all those evil, scary magical artefacts, Severus. Hilarious ^^

[white_cotton]

Why, thank you. So pleased you enjoyed it.

[white_cotton]

I agree. He should only be allowed to touch Severus... often.

[gmth]

Oh WOW. You had me laughing my butt off until Harry picked up the necklace, and then I was all, "Ohhhh noooo!" Really, really awesome piece. Very nicely done.

[white_cotton]

What a very kind thing to say! Thank you and I am pleased you enjoyed it.

[ellid]

Uh oh. Harry is in deep, deep trouble now...:) Love it!

*true anecdote: I once saw a pair of Charles & Diana commemorative knickers. They were in the samples and discount bin at Cortaulds, and I've been kicking myself ever since 1981 for not buying them.....*

[white_cotton]

Huh, I can beat that. My gran gave my sister and I t-shirts with Princess Diana and Prince Charles on the front. She made us wear the damn things while watching the wedding. *hangs head in embarrassment*

So glad you liked it, my dear.

[celandineb]

*falls over laughing*

[white_cotton]

While you're down there, have a check on Harry will you? See if he's still breathing... Yes, Severus, we know you've baggsied the mouth-to-mouth.

[ladyofthelog]

AMAZING.

[white_cotton]

*blushes* Too kind!

[marginaliana]

“In fact... Salazar himself used that to... to lay out virgins’ entrails.”

*actually crying a little with laughter*

[white_cotton]

*hands over hankie* Bless and thank you!

[la_dissonance]

*is clutching sides giggling*

Oh, Severus. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to keep the Dark artifacts in the same place as the collectibles? tsk, tsk.