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Cerberus Files 19: TNT (Citation needed) and Napleoon
...static feed... ly? They want a profile on these two idiots? Are you sure this isn't some new guy joke? I don't think Cerberus really needs to keep an eye on a Krogan whose intelligence is room temperature. What do you mean are you sure? He was spotted in the wards having an arguement with himself because he didn't realize they had put in some reflective panels recently. I mean he tried to eat some keepers even though they kept blowing up in his face.
Don't get my started on the "brains" of the operation. That Salarian tried to steal a Tupari machine right outside C-Sec. Considering they were tied in that sector's main power hub, it was noticed by everyone.
I mean the only reason the Krogan is named TNT is because that the amount of letters he can spell.
Frankly, that's it, I'm putting in a reassignment request with Lawson. ...end feed...
_wist_'s OCs.Based on this description: "He's a simple man whose spoken vocabulary consists of less than 50 words. And by simple I mean dumb as rocks. If his chemical makeup wasn't 60% above average good luck and 40% sheer stubborn grit, he'd probably be dead 39 times over by now. These figures are not an exaggeration.
Along with his best friend 'Napleoon' - a salarian who is only slightly smarter than his soup-for-brains buddy". I hope I captured the stupidity that the two share. I based TNT's armour on the look a certain comedian used for his Kazikstanian character and Napleoon is based on the generic "dweeb" look.
It took me a while due to the derpy look on TNT's face. I couldn't stop laughing.
Cerberus Files: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18
Don't get my started on the "brains" of the operation. That Salarian tried to steal a Tupari machine right outside C-Sec. Considering they were tied in that sector's main power hub, it was noticed by everyone.
I mean the only reason the Krogan is named TNT is because that the amount of letters he can spell.
Frankly, that's it, I'm putting in a reassignment request with Lawson. ...end feed...
_wist_'s OCs.Based on this description: "He's a simple man whose spoken vocabulary consists of less than 50 words. And by simple I mean dumb as rocks. If his chemical makeup wasn't 60% above average good luck and 40% sheer stubborn grit, he'd probably be dead 39 times over by now. These figures are not an exaggeration.
Along with his best friend 'Napleoon' - a salarian who is only slightly smarter than his soup-for-brains buddy". I hope I captured the stupidity that the two share. I based TNT's armour on the look a certain comedian used for his Kazikstanian character and Napleoon is based on the generic "dweeb" look.
It took me a while due to the derpy look on TNT's face. I couldn't stop laughing.
Cerberus Files: 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18