Hard Times Mean Poor Rhymes
I'm pretty sure that if I'm forced to look at another Anova chart for another goddamn factorial design, I will goddamn kill something. Or somebody. For instance, my professor (who I've long since nicknamed El Diablo Statistico) for making me do it so quickly
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And this shall be fun... XD
Larsa Ferrina Solidor's Answer, After A Suitable Period of Fidgeting:
First off, madame, I have absolutely no idea where you received the impression that questioning me on such an intimate matter was in the least appropriate. Truly, you are blessed by the fact that I am one of the calmer and more reasonable members of my storied clan. Were it not for that fact, you might have already been in an uncomfortable meeting with a Judge Magister now!
But as for your question... and no, I am not blushing, do not presume, please!... as for your question... I... I did actually practice a bit on my, erm, own hand before my lips actually met that of my lady love. It is true that that was probably not nearly enough practice for the actual task. And as well, is true that the amount of flailing and gaping she did after the fact probably signaled that I had much alarmed her with my ardor in the face of her overwhelming loveliness and charm ( ... )
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Thank you, madame peasant. Though it might fly above your head as to why, I certainly shall. ::pout::
Vayne's Answer:
What an... interesting question. Do you make a regular habit of such impudence or are we of the House of Solidor blessed this evening with your charm?
And there are enough disadvantages to Dalmasca-- the clothing of the people, the sheer stupidity of the peasantry, the amazing inability of its army to put on armor properly-- that the mere unpleasant weather does not even factor into my general dislike of it.
As to the Judge Magisters, they... simply have their own grooming habits. Some, such as Gabranth, are more or less normal in that regard. Others, like, the late and unlamented Ghis... well, they differ more from the norm.
As to my relationship with Dr. Cid... ::stares intensely at you:: Thank you for the inquiry but if you would like to know more, you may visit the Draklor Labs yourself. I am sure that he would be most interested in giving you a proper answer himself.
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Same question, Vayne.
(Yeah, that anonymous person be me. Ignore it. :P)
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Gabranth's Short Answer:
Hysterical denial.
Drace's (Unsolicited but Strongly Worded Nonetheless) Answer:
And by passing the grief onto all of Lord Larsa's other and far more responsible guardians.
Vayne's Very Weary Answer:
And a loving but very bewildered brother that wonders why on earth all his lessons about the inadvisability of uniting with crazed desert women haven't managed to penetrate his younger brother's mind. Indeed, I could have understood if he had fallen in love with that harpy Ashelia-- mad though she is, at least she comes from some breeding. But to fall in with some sand peasant who could not be more bourgeoisie if she made a habit of selling herself in the market place... really, the thought of her interbreeding into our line can hardly be borne.
As it is, Larsa and I will likely have many issues to discuss when he comes back to our ancient home in Archadia. Many, many issues-- including his apparent attempt to secure the throne of our land by taking a politically connected ( ... )
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Drace: You poor dear. (passes some cookies)
No response for Gabranth. :P
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::sigh:: I know better than to hope this was a temporary phase. After all, as my older brother's soon learned, such was certainly not the case in my youth. ::smirk::
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And to Basch, After getting naked, do you consider having a big pride? (What I'm asking?)
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*giggles hysterically* Sorry, I'm twelve years old, apparently.
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Stunted growth, limitless ambition. You are now one of us!
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He does! It wasn't my idea to get hitched to some flippy haired, under-aged tart, after all!
Larsa's Unruffled Answer:
Au contraire, my petite sweet-heart. If I recall correctly, it was you who got down on one knee to propose to me, no?
Penelo's Reply:
[cannot be heard properly but appears to contain quite a number of hysterical, hysterical sobs]
Basch's Confused Reply:
I... am somewhat confused by the context of this statement. Do forgive me for not knowing what exactly you'd like me to answer when it comes to swanning about in the buff...?
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Long time listener, first time caller. I was just wondering...if your elder brothers hadn't been such nuisances, what career path would you have followed instead of megalomaniacal dictatorship?
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I have always wanted to be a librarian, actually. I've never been able to resist the concept of taking off a pair of horn rimmed glasses, shaking my hair loose from a constricting bun and making the eyes of all nearby all but gape at my true beauty.
Yours Tyrannically,
Vayne
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M'lady, I have no idea of what you could be speaking of. It's near treason to be insinuating that a knight of Old Dalmasca-- one who carries the ideals of his land within his heart, which keeps the flame of his country forever burning brightly-- could stoop to feeling jealousy over such a trivial matter. The only true love we harbor is for that of king and country and fine though Captain fon Ronsenburg's rear might be, it does not quite share in that company.
...That little brat had better be glad of my death. If I had caught her eying my Rosentush while I was still alive, I think I might have ended up shoving my Nightmare into a region most unfriendly.
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