Hard Times Mean Poor Rhymes

[mariagoner]

I'm pretty sure that if I'm forced to look at another Anova chart for another goddamn factorial design, I will goddamn kill something. Or somebody. For instance, my professor (who I've long since nicknamed El Diablo Statistico) for making me do it so quickly

Comments

[astrangerenters]

Dear Vayne,

Long time listener, first time caller. I was just wondering...if your elder brothers hadn't been such nuisances, what career path would you have followed instead of megalomaniacal dictatorship?

[night_is_fallen]

LOL I'm sorry to butt in but you just crack me up, lady. "Long time listener, first time caller ..." I spit stuff all over my computer.

[vieralynn]

Seconds the tea-spitting on the computer. THAT was funny. I hope you get a radio interview answer in reply.

[mariagoner]

Dear Caller,

I have always wanted to be a librarian, actually. I've never been able to resist the concept of taking off a pair of horn rimmed glasses, shaking my hair loose from a constricting bun and making the eyes of all nearby all but gape at my true beauty.

Yours Tyrannically,
Vayne

[lady_venn]

I'd tap that, sir. :P

[mariagoner]

Vayne's Answer:

::after a long pause::

You wouldn't happen to enjoy long, silky, wavy locks of hair flowing through your fingers, would you? If so, I truly would appreciate a fling...

[lady_venn]

Oh, God, that sounds heavenly right about now.

Color me interested, milord. ;)

[mariagoner]

Vayne's Answer:

Madam, there is never a terrible to visit the library. But... I do appreciate your sentiment here. ::smirk::