Hard Times Mean Poor Rhymes

[mariagoner]

I'm pretty sure that if I'm forced to look at another Anova chart for another goddamn factorial design, I will goddamn kill something. Or somebody. For instance, my professor (who I've long since nicknamed El Diablo Statistico) for making me do it so quickly

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[mariagoner]

Curses! I long to tackle you on AIM but lack the time to do so now. ::broods::

And this shall be fun... XD

Larsa Ferrina Solidor's Answer, After A Suitable Period of Fidgeting:

First off, madame, I have absolutely no idea where you received the impression that questioning me on such an intimate matter was in the least appropriate. Truly, you are blessed by the fact that I am one of the calmer and more reasonable members of my storied clan. Were it not for that fact, you might have already been in an uncomfortable meeting with a Judge Magister now!

But as for your question... and no, I am not blushing, do not presume, please!... as for your question... I... I did actually practice a bit on my, erm, own hand before my lips actually met that of my lady love. It is true that that was probably not nearly enough practice for the actual task. And as well, is true that the amount of flailing and gaping she did after the fact probably signaled that I had much alarmed her with my ardor in the face of her overwhelming loveliness and charm

Re: Haha I like this meme.

[mariagoner]

Larsa's Answer:

Thank you, madame peasant. Though it might fly above your head as to why, I certainly shall. ::pout::

Vayne's Answer:

What an... interesting question. Do you make a regular habit of such impudence or are we of the House of Solidor blessed this evening with your charm?

And there are enough disadvantages to Dalmasca-- the clothing of the people, the sheer stupidity of the peasantry, the amazing inability of its army to put on armor properly-- that the mere unpleasant weather does not even factor into my general dislike of it.

As to the Judge Magisters, they... simply have their own grooming habits. Some, such as Gabranth, are more or less normal in that regard. Others, like, the late and unlamented Ghis... well, they differ more from the norm.

As to my relationship with Dr. Cid... ::stares intensely at you:: Thank you for the inquiry but if you would like to know more, you may visit the Draklor Labs yourself. I am sure that he would be most interested in giving you a proper answer himself.

Re: Haha I like this meme.

[mariagoner]

Vayne's Answer:

Oh, I am in the least surprised you managed to survive Dr. Cid's alarm system, dear lady. From what I can see of you and your courage, you likely have far bigger... turrets than even the best of his machinery.

Tell me, are you open to new occupations? Perhaps one that would allow you to spend a great deal of time in heavy armor? There has been a sad depletion in the ranks of the Magisters as of late due to general stupidity and we could always use new recruits...

[mariagoner]

Vayne's Answer:

Indeed, I'm sure you shall find us most accommodating. We have an excellent dental plan installed for Magisters that actually manage to keep their teeth.