Kiss Me Slowly (Baby Don't Run)
Suho/Chen, side!Lu Han/Minseok
11,337 words, PG-13, sugar daddy!AU
Lonely publishing mogul Joonmyun discovers someone unexpected when he looks for company online.
a/n: Title from Parachute's "Kiss Me Slowly." Written for mouthwash at criticalcapture. Originally posted here. Special thanks to strange_seas for being a brilliant cheerleader!

( 'Project365.com,' it reads in simple white script. ‘365 days to love.' Joonmyun eyes it warily. ‘What's this?' )

( 'You look a lot happier these days,' Lu Han says through a mouthful of paella. )

Stargazer
Luhan/Xiumin
14,570 words, PG-13, AU (but also AR)
Luhan is a DBSK fanboy from Alpha Centauri who visits Earth and incidentally debuts with EXO, learning about love along the way.
a/n: Happy birthday, Minseok! Except for the part about Luhan being an alien, this is sort of like my pre-debut fic for Xiuhan. Written for eonians at deerofdawn. Originally ( Read more... )

( Jealousy is a concept Luhan has only read about in e-books and seen in movies, so it's understandable that the first time he feels it, he doesn't recognize it for what it is. )

How Do I Loathe Thee? (Let Me Count the Ways)
Kris/Kyungsoo
121 words, PG, fluff
Kyungsoo leaves Kris a poison pen letter.
a/n: Practicing (almost) drabble skills again. Written for strange_seas who gave the prompt "10 Things I Hate about You (from Kyungsoo to Kris)." Happy now? :P

( #1 Your eyebrows )

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Heartbreaker
Xiumin/Luhan
107 words, PG-13, fluff
Minseok breaks Luhan's heart every day.
a/n: Written for AllRiseDubu's birthday. Thanks to certainangles for the prompt that sparked this (but I want to do something longer with that prompt in the future, haha). This is also known as an exercise in brevity lol.

( Minseok breaks Luhan's heart every day. )

The Morning After
Sehun/Kyungsoo
12,864 words, PG-13, AU
The morning after his old college crush’s wedding, Kyungsoo wakes up in a bed that’s not his own. He enlists his BFF’s help to uncover the mystery.
a/n: Written for poussieredetoi for sooheaven. Originally posted here.

( The morning after Kris gets married to his girlfriend, Krystal, Kyungsoo wakes up in a hotel bed. Naked. Under the sheets. )

( 'Jongdae?' Kyungsoo asks as Jongdae comes out of a room, wearing only a tank top and a pair of obnoxiously yellow boxers. 'You're Tao's roommate? )

Here, There Be Giants
Kris/Kyungsoo
655 words, G, Kids!AU
Kyungsoo meets a giant named Wu Fan.
a/n: Written for anon who requested Kris and Kyungsoo as little kids on Writing Exorcise (this comm totally died omg).

( Giant is the first thing that pops into Kyungsoo’s mind when their teacher introduces Wu Fan to the class. Kyungsoo’s eyes widen at the thought, an involuntary gasp coming out of his mouth. He remembers his mother telling him the story of Jack and the Beanstalk and how the boy had made his daring escape from a giant who’d wanted to eat him. )