1. your lame character idea may not actually be that lame.  case in point, for the little bunny f-you, all i wanted to do was wear bunny ears.  so i came up with a simple history and a gimmick and it all worked.  who knew?

2. push-up bras and control top panty-hose are awesome.  i have no idea what the history of the push-up bra is, i can only tell ( Read more... )

to get a boyfriend...

in college i took a self-defense for women class.  it was taught by a woman who refused to even read the vagina monologues because 'women shouldn't talk abuot such things' *i'm almost positive i wrote an entry about that whole thing...enh...  the class was mostly common sense stuff with a little bit of really important good ( Read more... )

so, several years ago my sister told me something that she did that (a) i thought she was crazy for doing and (b) i thought she was even crazier for how she felt after the eventual outcome.  that's my sister's story,  but i feel okay telling it here since i think i've probably told most of the folk who read this and have met my sister.

for a week, ( Read more... )

so, i'm on the facebook now too (so many ways to stalk me) and i found this thing that my old friend posted.  it's actually a link to this blog that's written by this guy that i had a HUGE thing for in high school.  i never had a high school boyfriend, but this guy and i did date really briefly and then both liked each other for the rest of the ( Read more... )

when you come in in the morning...and you're walking from the parking lot...if you're more than a yard behind someone who works with you, you can ignore them.  nevermind that you work in an office of 12...max...you can do this.  and you can do this without feeling rude.  here's why:  it makes you feel like you work in a 'real' office.

also making ( Read more... )

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evel!

1. It's bad luck for a flag to touch evel.
2. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of evel in your ear 700 times.
3. Evel is 984 feet tall.
4. Banging your head against evel uses 150 calories an hour.
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink evel!

 
Dear Adam Sandler,

hi.  it's been awhile.  i know that after little nicky i renounced you. and i'm not going back.  we're still divorced, don't get your hopes up.  we're done.

but i wanted to let you know that, um...they had this SNL in the '90's thing this weekend, and i watched it.  and...well...you were so cute.  and funny.  remember when you ( Read more... )

 
i don't normally do this in this space, but i'd like you to turn your attention to two different articles on two different things.

first the short one:

EDITORS' NOTE: In the wake of the Virginia Tech murders and subsequent reports that Cho Seung-Hui had raised alarms in the English department with his writing, we asked novelist and Entertainment ( Read more... )

did i ever tell you about how i got that spiky wrist cuff thing i wear all the time?  no?  oh.  well, read on folks.

about a million years ago (which, at this point, is only a slight exaggeration) i had a boyfriend.  he was pretty great.  we were retarded for each other.  it was good times.  and he was a bit older, so he went away to grad school ( ( Read more... )

were those people farting?  you know when you log in to myspace, and there's that square ad you get right net to your name when you're on here and usually it's for some kind of do this and win ringtones things?  i think the last one i had was of people farting.  it was butt-oriented and there was green smoke coming out of some dude's ass...

i find ( Read more... )