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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evel!

1. It's bad luck for a flag to touch evel.
2. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of evel in your ear 700 times.
3. Evel is 984 feet tall.
4. Banging your head against evel uses 150 calories an hour.
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink evel!
6. Evel is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
7. Evel once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
8. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes evel!
9. Evelicide is the killing of evel!
10. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of evel to reach the earth's core.