Well, it's always nice when you get a chance to slip on a negligee (to beat the heat), blast some cheesy Robbie Williams music, sing along at full blast, and then open your bedroom door (still in your underwear) to find your new roommate's sister sitting on the couch outside your door.

What are you talking about? I wasn't just rocking out in a ( Read more... )

Thursday the start up I've been working on is launching. The Faster Times is launching ( Read more... )

We only recently started locking our front door, and I have not quite figured out how the lock works. There's a deadbolt that appears when you turn the key twice? I'm seriously unclear ( Read more... )

Bright and early yesterday morning (noon) I met up with a handful (40) of my closest friends (mostly people I had never met before, although my boss and a couple coworkers were there) for a quaint little event (teehee, quaint used to mean cunt) called GAY PRIDE ( Read more... )

-male horseback riders

-male hot tub owners

-strong silent types

I once again am trying to pay my rent by asking mildly graphic sex questions to the general publicIf you or anyone you know is any or all of the above and would be willing to do a 15 minute (or less! I swear to God) interview with yours truly, my credit card bill would be forever ( Read more... )

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The Faster Times.

I will be blogging about sex and dating.

Last night my friend Jim crashed at my place after a sexy party in the East Village. On the way home, Jim adamantly (drunkenly) demanded we go to Denny's. I don't know if NYC even has Denny's, so I told him I'd make him a quesadilla back at my place. We got home, and I made him a quesadilla, placing it next to him on the couch. I turn around ( Read more... )

So I'm totally into this burlesque show on the Lower East Side that I'm dragging you to if you visit me. The dancers are funny and naked and one of the MCs balances on only his pinky, which is not on the floor but on a dildo on the floor. It's pretty impressive. Last week was my second time there, and it was great. So great that at the end of ( Read more... )

-the subway system that goes where I want to go ( Read more... )

Today I took a little personal inventory and noticed the men in my life, the ones I melt and crash and burn for, tend to be shorter, balding, and occasionally extremely insecure.

Uhhhhh. . .how the hell is this my "type"?